the jersey shore burned to the ground last night.

gulp.

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now that the jersey shore has run seaside heights into the ground, it is time for the spin offs! Snookie and J-Woww are supposed to have one, and here is a look at DJPaulyD's version. His friends look like real losers, and I can't help but miss Vinny.

this article is a delight.

CHICAGO — When Deena Cortese was added to the cast of “Jersey Shore” in Season 3, she was nervous that she wouldn’t be welcome, that she wouldn’t be able to forge a place for herself in a group with well-established social dynamics.

For one group of people, at least, Ms. Cortese is no footnote. At the UChicago Conference on Jersey Shore Studies here on Friday, she popped up frequently as a subject of academic discussion, particularly for an episode in which she thwarted the Situation’s attempt to bring home twins by swiping one for herself. In the process she became a trickster figure, upending the show’s heteronormativity and its power dynamics. (via)

read it if you have some time to kill.

fall downs.

smell jersey : state of emergency

N.J. Gov. Chris Christie signed a state of emergency declaration on Thursday ahead of the incoming hurricane.

"We have to be prepared," Christie said during a news conference from the State Police Regional Operations Center in Ewing, adding that this is not a "cry wolf" situation.

The declaration allowed him to activate 6,000 members of the National Guard. The governor says Irene would have a "severe" impact on the Garden State.

"We are urging residents not to go to the shore this weekend," Christie said. (via)

erin.... starla....

Take a look at this Tshirt

Cleeeeeever.

oh snooki.

explanation here.

amazing.

omg jersey floor. this is the second episode, and tina fey and amy poehler are in it!

snooki tweets remorse

DJ Pauly D loves Justin Bieber

I’m a huge Justin Bieber fan. I’m a “Belieber.” Sometimes I’ll drop his track. If I’m doing a Sweet Sixteen, I go crazy and play all his tracks. Sometimes I’ll slip one in and look back at my crew. They give me a hard time about it. I was actually him for Halloween. I put my hair all down in the front and rocked it.
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finally.

dj pauly d lets his hair down

sammi and angelina immediately grab brushes and start petting his hair. watch the video here.

pauly d's new jam

"beat dat beat"

to cheer starla up.