plain people

during a sunday night moonshiners marathon i was having last night some ads came on for my new favorite show (hopefully). it's called amish mafia. you can read about it here. someone is pissed about it (obvi) here.

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tell me about it, TA.

the nile

"All the same, Ms. Deen said she would not change her own lifestyle or cooking style drastically, other than to reduce portion sizes of unhealthful foods. 'I’ve always preached moderation,' she said. 'I don’t blame myself.'" nyt

this is not a joke.

this is the ACTUAL cover of jerry sandusky's autobiography, published in 2000. no. joke.

Bans on Bans on Bans

Apparently I haven't found a way to get around the bans... I couldn't even read the article!

Actual responses to my exam questions

Short answer (2 paragraphs)

In your opinion, between Christo and Rembrandt, whose artwork has more value? What factors do you consider in making your judgment?

"Rembrandt, Cause his artwork is in art shows and art places and stuff like that."

Christo and Jean-Claude are said to have spent 20 Million dollars on The Gates. If you had $20,000,000, what would you spend your money on? Please create an itemized list. For example: House in Malibu: $2.5 million, 1997 Lamborghini Diablo $140,000 Please account for as many dollars as you can, using the other side of this sheet.

"I would buy my mom a house and let her say from ground up. A lambo. A farrari. Especially a buggatti because there was only 200 made in axsitants. A basketball court in the house I would live in."

in loving memory :

you might think the trip to letchworth was all fun and games...and bones and blood and pooping. but it wasn't. someone died. and that someone was better known as sabertooth crotch cricket. we knew it was going to happen because she had no fortune in her fortune cookie, and there's nothing you can do about that.

she was a bright spirit, who will be missed greatly. luckily i got this head shot before she was dragged off to hell. you will be missed...until we get over it.

did you hear about the gay kid from rutgers who killed himself

a lot of people read the internet and think that because of the guys on modern family or because dont ask dont tell is (maybe?) close to being repealed that its getting easier and easier to be a young gay person in america. step outside of yourself and realize that coming out is the most difficult thing a kid can do, and read this. give me a break please. i want to live in a world where gay kids dont feel like they have to kill themselves. and this one. and this one.

johnny depp, by tim burton. srsly.

via

guess whom is immune to aids?

just your worst nightmare. [nyt]

They just keep finding more crazy stuff down there!

How gross is this thing. UGH! Here is a list of terrifying new predators they have found in the deep deep sea.