apartment ceiling crack nightmare

via

get him, gals!

"You wanna see goofy? Look at him in that hat!" Elizabeth Warren takes on Donald Trump in Ohio. https://t.co/FWfViO8WXd

— CNN Newsroom (@CNNnewsroom) June 27, 2016

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!^^^^^^

.@AllisonBJanney
AKA CJ Cregg
AKA Bonnie on @MomCBS
drops by the White House press briefing. https://t.co/TK4NJ7TEyM

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 29, 2016

did you watch the festivus episode last week?

lol obama

the joker's old girlfriend is now dating rupert murdoch

 jerry and rupert sitting in a tree.

good one.

I feel bad, but I really dont have the heart to tell Frankie her new vase is ugly....#GraceAndFrankie pic.twitter.com/bUJ3ry2kDd

— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) August 26, 2015

ewe have goat to be kid-ding me

"You've goat mail" pic.twitter.com/A44X8l7YBq

— Goats (@EverythingGoats) August 21, 2015

raise your hand if you get this.

Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you… it’s @Taylor_Dayne, tweeting for Tig today!!!!

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) August 14, 2015

listen to this if you don't.

ctm.

@Vol_Football @UTCoachJones I need everything in a 3XL

— Ja'Wuan James (@JawuanJames70) July 1, 2015

funny shit

the internet has given us a gift today!

(via)

good one!

thx thomas wilhelm!

these jerks took my joke to a whole 'nother level

excuse me ladies and gentlemen!

nsneak attack

me: "did you see his lil wayne/yung nscience photo comparison?"
kylie: "what if he had a tear drop for every mouse he'd killed?"

arrested development wordsmithing

the atlantic wire presents a rundown of the ten dirtiest jokes that got past censors when the show aired on fox.

Tobias: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Michael: There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

read it, it's funny.

downtown arby's

BOOOOOMMMM-ah!!!!

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“What’s the difference between a fertilized egg, a corporation, and a woman? One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma.”  

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thanks internet, i needed that

fired UP!

obama's UAW speech from yesterday. love it.