what's for lunch?

Black bean and corn salsa mixed with orzo, with pile of soy beans mixed in. Tuna wrap (not pictured b/c I already aaaaate iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit)

BRB Outside: Boston!

I went to Boston. But first! i was on the High Line.

















then I was in Mass. On a boat.





















































On my way home i saw real Hells Angels. They rode with military precision.

did you hear...

...that canadians burned vancouver to the fucking ground last night after the beantown beanbagz crushed the canucks 4-0 in game 7 of the stanley cup finals?

During the rioting at least 10 cars were overturned and set ablaze across the downtown area, and windows were broken and items looted from the Hudson’s Bay Company department store and several other stores in the area.

Officers used pepper spray, tear gas and flash bombs to move thousands of people who had ignored directives to leave immediately.

St. Paul’s Hospital in downtown Vancouver reported treating about 60 people in its emergency room in a two-hour span for pepper spray and tear gas exposure and other injuries.

Ms. Polinsky said St. Paul’s had treated five people with stab wounds and Vancouver General Hospital had treated three for similar wounds. (via)

suck it, canada.

always trust alec baldwin

the yankees are playing the red sox in boston right now. the red sox haven't won a single game all season long! (they're 0-6). the game is tied at 6-6 at the moment, but i'm confident those beanbags will still be 0-9 after this weekend. GO YANKEES!!

AmIRight?

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get a load of this masshole.

PEABODY, Mass. (AP) - A Massachusetts teacher cleaning up her classroom in preparation for a move has discovered a Colonial-era document buried in a pile of outdated textbooks and dusty scraps of papers.

Michelle Eugenio, a fourth-grade teacher in Peabody, found the yellowed sheet of paper two weeks ago. Dated April 1792 and protected by plastic, it appears to document the payment of a debt by a Vermont man named Jonathan Bates.

Peabody Historical Society President Bill Power verified the paper's authenticity. He tells The Salem News he was thrilled with the discovery.

No one knows how the paper ended up at Peabody's Center School or how long it has been there.

Bates served in the Continental Army in 1780 and died in 1808 at age 63. He's buried in Williamstown, Vt. (via)

ahem, djv and lilly.

the casting call for the massachusetts jersey shore is out:

"You come from all over - Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don't take sh*t from nobody - least of all each othah. You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa -freakin-chusettes who believe in God, Family, The Red Sox and partying!!" (via)

see y'all on mah TV!!

COOOORRRNHOOOLLEE

Amy and I joined a cornhole league that starts next week. Yesterday, we received an email with the schedule and the names of the other 31 teams.
Here are some high and lowlights.

Some of the best: "The Corn Hoes", "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Corned", "Maized and Confused"

Some of the worst: "Team Gates" (boooorrrring), "Beanbag Puns are Corny" (no fun), "Annie and Andrew" (G.M.A.B!)





Start thinking about what your team name will be for the 3rd annual International Cornhole Cup!
Details to follow.

2Pz dictionary

while in boston this weekend, a new phrase was inspired by the friendly and welcoming nature of the city's natives. new yorkers are sure to love it!

bEaNbAgZ
(n.) douchebags from boston (beantown).

feel free to spread that around.