they played hockey at yankee stadium yesterday

pretty cool. i presume one of the two hockey teams involved skated their way to victory. click here if you care.

breaking news!!

the islanders are coming to brooklyn!!! now we have TWO professional teams in sports i dont care about!

What do you tell a john kerry with two black eyes.

nothing, somebody already told him twice.

sass-achusetts

The Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins made the traditional congratulatory visit to the White House on Monday, but without star goalie Tim Thomas, who chose not to go in protest. Thomas, who won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the MVP of last year's playoffs, posted a statement on his Facebook page using the liberal use of capitalization you see from defenders of Liberty:

I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People. This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government. Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL. (via)

what are erin and i doing tonight?

FANG FINGERS ALL UP IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! 
(thx 2 starla)


GO PREDS!! 

did you hear...

...that canadians burned vancouver to the fucking ground last night after the beantown beanbagz crushed the canucks 4-0 in game 7 of the stanley cup finals?

During the rioting at least 10 cars were overturned and set ablaze across the downtown area, and windows were broken and items looted from the Hudson’s Bay Company department store and several other stores in the area.

Officers used pepper spray, tear gas and flash bombs to move thousands of people who had ignored directives to leave immediately.

St. Paul’s Hospital in downtown Vancouver reported treating about 60 people in its emergency room in a two-hour span for pepper spray and tear gas exposure and other injuries.

Ms. Polinsky said St. Paul’s had treated five people with stab wounds and Vancouver General Hospital had treated three for similar wounds. (via)

suck it, canada.

what is patty halley doing tonight?

i likely won't be watching the preds' first playoff game (it is hockey, after all), but y'all should know that it is occurring.

kanada ladies are kla$$i.

The International Olympic Committee will investigate the behavior of the Canadian women's hockey players who celebrated their gold medal at the Vancouver Games by drinking alcohol on the ice. (via) 

cheese and crackerz.