mark richt is a terrible artist

in other SEC football news, did you know that terrible georgia coach mark richt sends these nasty hand drawn portraits to recruits? gross mark richt.

Mark Richt has been sending UGA prospects hand drawn portraits of themselves wearing the Bulldogs uniform. #CoolIdea pic.twitter.com/pquZYuL30f

— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) April 2, 2014

this is super old internet

i saw this quite some time ago but forget to tell you about it and i still want you to see it.

its a bunch of cute drawings of buildings that look like artists' work.

do yourself a favor.

read the best wikipedia article of all time.

new york drawringz

You’ve heard of scrupulous cartographers mapping our world’s cities, but did you ever think that someone could draw an entire metropolis—I mean take the time to literally draw out every building that makes up an urban landscape? While this sounds highly improbable, Brooklyn via Sydney-based illustrator James Gulliver Hancock has attempted to do just that.

In his new book All The Buildings In New York, Hancock assembles his charming and extensive drawings of some of the Big Apple’s most iconic buildings, as well as some more unfamiliar ones, into 64 pages of colorful illustrations. Described as a “love letter” to NYC, Hancock’s drawings capture its diverse architectural styles, from the brownstones of Brooklyn to the Art Deco Chrysler building. (via)

thx DJV!

one funny thing

this is the penis that the mars rover drew on the surface of that planet. it will likely be there forever.

moleskine comes to time warner center

have you ever found yourself at barnes and noble, borders, target, walmart searching for just the right notebook to hold your doodles and meeting notes and hopes and dreams and recipes?

have you ever noticed how all the ones for sale are some stupid color or have lines or grids or are in some other way exactly not what you want?

never fear, moleskine is opening their first US store in the time warner center for all of your notebook needs.

erin baker, you are too much.

y'all, i just sent this thatz not okay article to erin because they are hilarious, and while responding she said she must've hit some button because she was able to draw me a picture, and this is what she drew. it's an homage to the boob i saw on the olympics this weekend.

in case you're looking to see other people's junk flopping around outside of the constraints of their swimmin' suits, tune into the water polo gold medal matches. ladies today at 3pm EST, boyz tomorrow and saturday at some time.

nErD aLeRt!

“One can kill a man as easily with a dwelling as with an axe!” Artist Baptiste de Bombourg takes literal this famous damnation of Heinrich Zille, only updating the killing device from a singular ax to an arsenal of automated guns. Entitled ‘Tradition of Excellence’, De Bombourg’s hand-rendered drawings treat each of the guns as a solid mass, from which are carved a series of architectural rooms and spaces.
...
The drawings recall the plan drawings of medieval British castles–famously collected and studied by Louis Kahn–in which small spaces are excavated out of the thick fortress walls. Yet the “walls” of de Bombourged guns are much more thin, even nimble, with electic, non-platonic profiles that prove naturally conducive to the new spaces and programs. (via)

a little scrabble doodle dandy.

a masterpiece.

scrabble doodle dandy

me: well that wedgie drawing is absolutely going on 2pz
Melissa: hhahahaa
was it hard to figure out?
it took me a while to make it look like underwear and not a butt rape
me: exactly
it looked exactly like butt rape

this is my kind of graffiti.

after noticing a trend of mad men posters being altered in creative ways, gothamist asked readers to submit ideas. i think you can see why that top one's my favorite. see them all here and here and here.

what thomas wilhelm's grandma envisioned his future to be like.

here he is....

...driving his car!

...turning books into knowledge! this position is called "churning the butter", and is reserved for the class dunce.

...working! (this one's actually pretty accurate.)

...video-chatting / cybering.

..."churning the butter" again.

...going for a hot air baloon ride.

...riding bikes on govies island.

see everything here!!

the power of imagination.

this gives me so many feelings!

kill some minutes

If you haven't already, visit Google.pl, where a mesmerizing Doodle honoring Polish science fiction author Stanislaw Lem will joyfully consume at least 20 minutes of your day. Coinciding with the 60th anniversary of Lem's first but lesser known novel, The Astronauts, the black-and-white, pencil-sketched interactive Doodle is epic. (via)

teenage mutant ninja noses

i have got to learn how to do this.

thx erin!