emilube's lunch break (new blog featch)

she doesn't read this blog or anything, but emilube always be sending me really long articles while she's at lunch that i don't have the time attention span for, so i put them in my pocket and read them on the train.

today's installment is an incredible article in the guardian about beijing's extreme air quality problem. READ IT.

holiday inspiration

guess which one is emilube. (it's the pilgrim slaving away.)

we don't just watch movies not to tell anyone about it.

yesterday, while resting my dogs after a long, successful tenth annual international cornhole cup, i watched this tom cruise movie, the edge of tomorrow, also starring emily bult blunt.

it was.....11 biscuits!!

i watched godzilla too. more like godsilly. 0 biscuits.

does this remind anyone else of thomas wilhelm?

thx emilube!

why i killed emilube.

this morning i woke up to news on instagram that nirvana played a secret show at a bar in greenpoint after their rock and roll hall of fame induction at barclays last night. guest singers included joan jett, kim gordon, and annie clark.

then i walked into work and emilube goes "guess what i did last night."

and then i killed her and now she's dead.

(before she passed away, she told me that she stood next to carrie brownstein.)

meow!! let me-out!

About 1,000 cats were rescued in China from a delivery truck that had stalled on its way to restaurants. What I'm trying to say is that these cats were about to get eat up.

In other news, Emilube can't wait to move to China for some reason. via

happy bearthdie, emilube!!

27 BEARS OLD!!!

i hope you get some sleep for your birthday.

emily sent me this.

it's a-maz-ing. brb shame cube.

oh and it's totesSFW, jicyww.

emily's spirit animal

thx john!