jealous no shade

North West getting dragged through the airport living the goddamn dream. http://t.co/4ahd9FFyej pic.twitter.com/bUpR2maHSA

— Gawker (@Gawker) March 18, 2015

why i killed emilube.

this morning i woke up to news on instagram that nirvana played a secret show at a bar in greenpoint after their rock and roll hall of fame induction at barclays last night. guest singers included joan jett, kim gordon, and annie clark.

then i walked into work and emilube goes "guess what i did last night."

and then i killed her and now she's dead.

(before she passed away, she told me that she stood next to carrie brownstein.)

james franco hits on teenager...

and not the legal kind.
Hey James Franco, I'm legal!! but seriously, what was he thinking?
The following texts were sent after the lucky girl aka Lucy told James that she was "nearly 18" and after she asked him to explain what "what's your #" meant. SERIOUSLY? Do we seriously live in a world where the number sign is only known as a hashtag #smh? I also love that she thought it was an April fools joke!

To prove her dreams were coming true he sent this:

#jellybeans lucy! via

jeally beanz

AM Links: This photo of Blue Ivy meeting Bo Obama is like staring into the sun. http://t.co/LL8KzGYub3 pic.twitter.com/QZfNJaRcD1

— papermag.com (@papermagazine) January 20, 2014

this is not a beautiful dream, it's real life.

ktv and matt found these under their shop. like santa claus himself came down from heaven five months early to give them the greatest present anyone could ever receive.

A BUNDLE OF PART PYRENEES PART FARM DOG PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

(PS - they're available for adoption. bella swan gets a sister?)

okay!

The downtown Tomato Head may soon have more space.

Architect Elizabeth Eason has submitted an application to the Historic Zoning Commission that outlines a renovation plan which includes expansion into the space at 14 Market Square, formerly home to Marble Slab Creamery.

Among other things, the application outlines plans for an additional black metal fence enclosure; a new metal awning; and new wood windows.

In 2009, Tomato Head owners Mahasti Vafaie and Scott Partin paid $740,000 to buy 14 Market Square.

Partin said Tuesday that the restaurant is aiming to expand by February or March. (via)

plenty of room up here in brooklyn, too....

spotifriday

because it's friday for me!! #dontbejellybeanz

11 DAYS.

here are some new additions to my tennessee t-shirt collection.  jicyww.

jealous?

and this one:

here's a detail of the back:

it's true, i will.

djv got this one:

lucky us!!

oh god, am i jealous.

look who bun-bun's having lunch with right now....

what is yuki doing?!

questioning my love for her, now that i've met royal.

don't worry, yukes! you're still my best gal!

lucky motherfuckers.

#dinnertime

what's for breakfast?????

melissa's eating a chicken biscuit from chicken-fil-a and i would murder her brother for it.