prince at the french open like a boss

US singer Prince attends a French Open round between Spain's Rafael Nadal and Serbia's Dusan Lajovic in Paris #RG2014 pic.twitter.com/dLXHLBPItc

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novak signs with uniqlo

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The Cheeses of France

The way to a get affection is with cheese with diamonds.

surprise, look who won the french open

Rafael Nadal blew Robin Soderling away to regain his French Open crown and reclaim his status as the game's number one ranked player.
The Spaniard powered past his Swedish opponent 6-4 6-2 6-4 at Roland Garros to secure his fifth French Open title, without dropping a set in the entire tournament.

rafael nadal smells like corndogs.

yay feddy!

6-1, 7-6 (1), 6-4

PARIS — Through the years and the disappointments, as Roger Federer imagined what it might be like to finally win the French Open, it was surely not quite like this. (nytimes)

here it is, y'all.

federer v. soderling in the french open finals

sunday morning : 9am on nbc!

jicyc : french open update!

soderling just came back from 1-4 in the 5th set, winning 5 straight games! he's in the finals!

and this is for john.

let's go robyn soderling!!

jicyc....

today : men's semis
soderling v. gonzalez
federer v. del potro

tomorrow : women's finals
2 russians, names don't matter.

sunday : men's finals
hopefully soderling v. federer
at which point i'm going to have to pull for feddy, as he's never won a french.

i'll keep y'all posted.

hApPy fRiDaY!!!

what's everyone doing this weekend? patrick? i know you've got some planz...

french open gchatz

gchatting while simulwatching the french open makes me ctm.

me: watching the french now?

Emily: no, but I'll turn it on right this second

me: serena just took the second set

Emily: good shot!

that's what I play like, so watch out

me: oh boy

this russian bulldyke is a real pain in my ass

Emily: damn serena

lock it up

me: tighten up

ugh

too high!

Emily: oh.no.!

me: serenA!

Emily: FUCK

holy hell

me: nice

Emily: now she's stalling with the shoe laces

wow niiiiiccee

me: right around her

Emily: helluva hustle

me: ope!

Emily: whoops!

me: right AT her

body shot

Emily: almost

me: ugh she couldve GOTTEN that

Emily: wipe that grin off your FACE

smug b

me: who's smiling NOW

come on serena!

BREAK her!

Emily: yeah!

me: shew

Emily: pull it out, s

fuck

me: you can DO this

Emily: yes!

me: yesssssssss

Emily: that's what I like to see

me: PEW!

Emily: make her slide all over the damn place

break her!

me: take her DOWN!!!
Emily: rip her to PIECES!

me: oh f matchpoint

Emily: ohhhhhhh.no

c'mon!!!!!

me: yes!

still alive!

Emily: thank gawd

get it, s!

me: let?

Emily: fuck

me: f that s

Emily: let

ace her

me: YAYAYAYAY!!!

Emily: hell yeah!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: ACE!!!!!!!
Emily: ace!

serena ended up losing. ;(

put dolce in!

one of the perks of being unemployed is that you get to watch the french open on tv every day. maria sharapova is playing, and she hasnt won a single game yet (6-0, 4-0 at press time). her opponent, something about cibulkova, is hopping around all over the place and maria sharapova looks like she's about to take a nap right there on the clay.

joel is watching from the isle of manhattan and we were discussing that maybe maria sharapova should put her pomeranian, dolce, in to play in her stead. he's got plenty of pep.

side note:
in case you missed it this weekend, top-seeded 4-time french open champion rafael nadal got owned by 2Pz new fave, robyn soderling. it's not spelled like that, but he's swedish like robyn so that's how we'll be spelling it.