Showing posts with label it's not too late. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it's not too late. Show all posts
16 June 2015
10 December 2013
late pass from the mta!
the mta will now give you a note to prove to your boss that "omg the trains were toooootallly late this morning, gosh it's so frustrating, #amiright? but thats life in the big apple, right boss?" seems like a precedent i wouldn't like to set.
21 November 2011
29 July 2011
16 June 2011
this could be you...
a note for the idiots (which, i'm told includes joel and john):
the early bird discount period has just lapsed, and we have now entered the lazy bird period. from now until july 12, tickets will be $60. if you wait any longer than that, you're gonna be up to your elbows in booze cruise expenses, because the full price is $70. please don't embearass yourself.
what's more, is that i have it on very good authority that this year's cruise is on the brink of selling out! picture this: you're alone, on a dock, waving sadly as your drunk friends, pointing and laughing, set sail on a wild sea voyage, leaving you in a puddle of
finally, i've got insider information regarding some of this year's raffle items, and while i can't reveal too many details, i will say this:
two words: richard meier.
i'll wait, while you let your imagination run wild.
just get your tickets, ok? this is getting ridiculous.
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