thomas wilhelm on the booze cruise THEN and NOW

july 14, 2011

 july 19, 2012

get out your umbrellas, here come the london olympics

are you going to watch the danny boyle directed opening ceremonies? are you looking forward to watching ryan lochte swim around in a speedo? during the booze cruise i got some advice from olympian erin donohue and she recommended that i set my sights on the shooting and archery sports or maybe sailing for Rio 2016.i've always wanted to go to brazil so i might as well let the US Olympic committee foot the bill, and BRING HOME THE GOLD.

i digress, lets get excited about london (someone has to).
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what the booze cruise was like

that about sums it up.

2,012 resolutions

My resolution list is pretty long, but getting to be a healthier human being is a common thread among the top 300 or so. Bad news out of England:

"People think they're virtuous with their health by embarking on a liver detox each January with the belief that they are cleansing their liver of excess following the festive break," Andrew Langford, chief executive of the trust said. Instead he suggests resolving to abstain from alcohol a few days a week for the entire year instead." Atlantic

(according to this x-ray I just had done, I'm fine...)

hopefully this wasn't you.

well, the booze cruise has come and gone. we all had a really great time on the high seas. 2Pz would like to send a BIG THANKS to erin macbeth (pictured here assisting one of her guests on his way from the boat to the after-party) for organizing and executing a fantastic event.

joel and kel-ly-how-ard (clap-clap-clapclapclap) won big at the raffle tables, everyone else won big at the open bar. and those koozies were a hit. see you all next summer!

keep your wristbands!

happy booze cruise day!

a-ha - take on me

i just accidentally played this into my ears, as it is the first song on my ipod alphabetically, but while searching for something to change to, i began to really enjoy myself. i'm in a pretty good mood today because the weather is fucking perfect and i am going booze cruising tonight. jicyww.

(this came on next, aphabetically, jicywwx2)

this could be you!!!

omfg we are THREE DAYS away from the booze cruise, and i'm not even joking, i just got word from the event organizers that they are only THREE TICKETS AWAY from being sold out!!  go HERE and get yours right now!! srsly hurrrryyyyy!!

THERE ARE ONLY THREE LEFT! #panicattack

ps - check this out!

what did kylie do this weekend?

"They come from there and say 'let's stop by to see the puppies,'" said Moritz... "The adorable sight of furry faces in the window and the effects of alcohol can be a bad combination"

no more puppy drunk love

this could be you...

well, by now i'm sure you've all gotten your booze cruise tickets. i mean, what kind of idiot would've waited this long, right?!

a note for the idiots (which, i'm told includes joel and john):
the early bird discount period has just lapsed, and we have now entered the lazy bird period. from now until july 12, tickets will be $60. if you wait any longer than that, you're gonna be up to your elbows in booze cruise expenses, because the full price is $70. please don't embearass yourself.

what's more, is that i have it on very good authority that this year's cruise is on the brink of selling out! picture this: you're alone, on a dock, waving sadly as your drunk friends, pointing and laughing, set sail on a wild sea voyage, leaving you in a puddle of your own mess sadness, wondering how things got so bad. with each passing hour, the possibility that this could happen to you increases exponentially. don't let it.

finally, i've got insider information regarding some of this year's raffle items, and while i can't reveal too many details, i will say this:

two words: richard meier. 

i'll wait, while you let your imagination run wild.

just get your tickets, ok? this is getting ridiculous.