cher almost face plants in wet cement

while making her mark at grauman's chinese theater. close call there cher. good luck with burlesque! can't wait to see it!! via.


UPDATE: cher was photobombed by the chilean miners. yes those chilean miners.

now that youre out of the mine.... YOURE GOING TO MEMPHIS!

this one miner named edison pena was given a free all expenses paid trip for two to memphis to come visit graceland. apparently he is a big elvis fan and passed the time in the mine leading elvis sing a longs down there. apparently he also ran an hour a day down there in the mines. this guy is awesome and i cant wait to meet him and get an exclusive interview for 2pz.

i was watching cnn, and something weird happened

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domino's pizza tracker.

i mean, chilean miner tracker. nytimes is helpin' out. follow all your favorite miners as they are rescued wearing brand new oakleys. hurry up and get pedro cortez outta there! he's going to look soooo coooooool in those sunnies!

chilean miners rescue

they are about to be rescued any second now... but have you seen the one man elevator they are putting down there to pull them out one by one? i have so many questions. they say it takes like 20 minutes to pull somebody out. how do they pick who goes last? what if you freak out 7 minutes in? that bottom escape hatch doesnt look too promising either.

UPDATE: i just read the article where i got this image. it actually answered a lot of my questions. thank you internet!

trapped chilean miners

they are sending them bibles and games, but they arent allowed to have alcohol or cigarettes. what kind of mine tragedy is this? check out these awesome pics. still trapped for a couple more months i suppose. which one do you think is the cutest?

these? these are mine.