speaking of awesome new shoes

someone, im not going to say who because my mom reads this blog and i am on a limited budget, just bought some awesome new pumas by alexander mcqueen that may or may not look exactly like the ones pictures to the left. just saying.

someone can't wait to wear them with black jeans and a grey tshirt, maybe with a navy blue sweater or something.

zoo tour, part two

after the giraffes... we moved on the pumas (aka mountain lion, aka catamount, aka cougar). there was a boy and a girl and i threw frozen hamburger balls at them. for some reason, we have over 40 names in english all for the same animal, go figure! HA.

the boy kitty came to growl at us when he saw the frozen hamburgers. or maybe it was when i called him a pussy ass bitch. meow! point of order, these kitties are the largest kitties in the world that have the ability and inclination to purr. lions and tigers and other large cats dont have the needed voice box utensils.

next on the zoo tour, mother fucking BEARS! coming up.