rick perry being a dick

that is some ballsy bullshit right there.

also, click here to watch the dramatic end to wendy davis' filibuster two nights ago. it's very exciting.

josh brolin drops out of the gop race

Rick Perry is calling it quits.

look how cute!

rick perry just tweeted a photo of himself running in texas, with a confusing allusion to the fact that he intends to continue in the race for the republican nomination. and i'm not even mad at him because look how cute his outfit is!!!111

WOAH!

take it easy, rick!

the republican party is a complete joke.

there. i said it.

"I'm glad I had my boots on tonight," Perry [told reporters]. "I stepped in it out there." [...]

Said Perry: "I may have forgotten Energy, but I haven't forgotten my conservative principles."

Asked by a reporter if that moment was embarrassing, Perry said: "I stepped in it, man. Yeah, it was embarrassing. Of course it was." (via) 

 no, actually, you LITERALLY forgot your conservative principles.

rick perry, drunk again.

from a speech he gave over the weekend in new hampshire. watch him get the maple syrup at the end. ceeyute!