dont take any candy from nscience

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brian moylan where are you going?

kylie isnt the only lady getting a new job. brian moylan is out at gawker. first richard lawson, now this. hamilton nolan, youre next.

ohai, see you laterz

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gameover, pack. it. in.

people just cannot stop talking about how auburn is the best AND super classy. here are some quotes from an article in the daily gamecock, the student newspaper of the university of south carolina, about how auburn truly is the loveliest village on the plains :

"it almost felt like there was a planned hospitality committee in this gorgeous, quaint town on the plains. we all were in awe- the only rude fans we saw were wearing garnet and black."

"jordan-hare stadium was an incredible experience due to a raucous crowd, a fantastic gameday environment and a gorgeous eagle that swooped over the stadium and sat on the sideline."

"this small town was the best of the best. before the game, friends told us all the campus was like clemson. not true. this place was pristine with class. it had character. and the people had character. they even recycled."

"thank you, auburn. you set the standard for what SEC football should be. if we have to lose, we'll lose there every time. from what we saw, you gave us the best of the south and the best college football has to offer."

you are entirely welcome!


and i know starla will love to hear what they thought of poopy old georgia :

"sure, other schools are rude. LSU and georgia are among the worst."

omg, tmai! this is perhaps the finest piece of journalism i have ever laid my eyes on.


well, i said it once, and i'll say it again, SUCK ON IT!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! we are kla$$ier than you can ever hope to be. way more kla$$i than a bunch of dumb old gamedicks. so just give up and go home! take a lesson from auburn on how to behave bitches!!!! YEAH!!!! WAR EAGLE!!!!

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auburn is the best!

a few quotes from the 'gameday' crew, about their experience on auburn's campus last weekend:

"the fans are great, the campus is beautiful...i love it here."

"auburn might be the most charming campus, town, atmosphere and environment in all of the southeast...it's just a great mix of tradition, academic emphasis and football."

"we've always said, and we said it last night in our production meeting for gameday, auburn is one of the most respectful crowds in terms of its fan base...i think that there are two reasons for that. not only is it the manners of all the people here, but i also think there is a respect and appreciation for the sport itself. obviously, everyone loves their team, but i think they love the sport as well. you don't find that everywhere."

so we're the best AND the most polite. SUCK ON THAT YOU A-HOLES!!!!111 YEAH! WAR EAGLE!!!!

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joel's flying today.

do you think he used virgania horsen's hot air balloon rides?