shrimp you been prawn

SHRIMP NECK PILLOW! https://t.co/bbAoxYzCJA pic.twitter.com/5Z1ILi7UXY

— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) November 5, 2015

i bet you didn't know broad city was a documentary.

there really are microscopic shrimp in new york city drinking water. and apparently scientists think that's a good thing? i dont know...nsikan?

ever heard of a disco clam?

you won't believe the stuff that goes on in this article:

In an experiment, Dougherty put a mantis shrimp in the same tank as a disco clam and monitored the animals’ activity. But as she quickly learned, the bivalve was not to be bullied. Once attacked by the shrimp, the clam spewed acidic mucus at the crustacean, disarming the shrimp and sending it into a catatonic state. Upon further investigation, Dougherty and her team found that the clam’s fleshy lips were laced with sulfuric acid, a substance commonly found in car batteries and drain decloggers. (via)

king of the shrimps!

look at this disgusting thing a fisherman pulled out of the ocean in florida.

"shrimp from hell"

It's called the Anomalocaris, which aptly translates from scientific lingo to the appropriate name: "strange shrimp." While scientists have previously found that this prehistoric shrimp's teeth-things may not have been that sharp, it does, apparently, have excellent vision. Specifically, it's "a gigantic primordial shrimp with pin-sharp vision," New Scientist informs, which complement its "formidable grasping claws, which allowed it to grab its prey and pull it into its mouth." Pretty scary indeed for, as one science press release writer wrote, a glorified "shrimp from hell." (via)