YAS STARLA'S DOZEN

me: what is going on with brangelina
do you have any inside scoop
Charlotte: no clue
seems like lots of drama though which i love
i think that he is a stoner and maybe coke head
me: what is your take on DraLo
Charlotte: FAKE.LOVE.
me: lol

starla's boyfriend in the news

Guy makes his girlfriend a bouquet of Chick-Fil-A fries and nuggets like a true romantic https://t.co/RYQFpP38o5 pic.twitter.com/bw7w0lqSjy

— Mashable (@mashable) February 16, 2016

starla's dozen

could THIS be the song of the summer? also from robin thicke, but this time with kendrick "cutest little bunny rabbit" lamar.

i know what you're thinking: "what does starla think?"

Charlotte: i thought it sounded like a Britney spears song till he started talking about dick. offensive! i like it.
and for the record
i doubt robin has a big one

starla's dozen

starla: boring
it's no party in the usa
and that is not a compliment
unfortunately (depending who you ask) i follow miley on twitter
and she wouldnt stop talking about this song like she was the next beyonce.
color me underwhelmed

this has been an episode of "starla's dozen".

starla's dozen

first up, kendrick lamar's "swimming pools (drank)":

me: ok starla

starla: what

me: tell me
what do you think of this
i think you're gonna like this one

starla: yeah i don't hate it
i like bitches and the dranks!

next is one from starla's favorite celebrity couple, "nobody's business" by rihanna, featuring chris brown:

me: well here's something youre sure to love
this is a preview of the new ri-ri breezy collabo

starla: ughhhh
i hate him
but let me listen

starla: nope
negative
i don't even like her anymore
have some self respect
he beat your ass!
move on for christ sake

me: i like the song though!
you have to admit, it's catchy

starla: nope
i am over him
and her

me: fair enough

there you have it! this has been the second edition of starla's dozen.

starla's dozen

nEw bLoG fEaTcH alert!!!1111

i asked starla to tell me her thoughts on what i consider to be the song of the summer, solange aka basement baby's new single, "losing you".

me: have you listened to this new solange song?
starla: i can't deal with basement baby
me: pretend its not her and listen
starla: is she in a jungle?
sounds like wild birds are attacking
i like it but not that chirping
it is distracting

next, i then asked her to review the new foray into dubcountrytwostep by trashball tay tay swifferstickz, called "i knew you were trouble".

starla: i love taylor
love
you like it don't you
just admit it
me: i don't care for it, no.
starlas's new status message - kylie loves taylor swift 3:58 PM

this has been the first installment of starla's dozen. i hope it happens again.