sorry but LOL

UPDATE: Thirteen injured in tour bus accident near Central Park https://t.co/jfUmfJdU1m pic.twitter.com/wI0dX1a3zb

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) July 21, 2016

buzzfeed has the Graceland Too story we all wanted to hear

read it

the gray lady gets mystical about memphis

did you read this article in the nytimes about the new bass pro shops development they are putting in the great american pyramid? READ IT

all we do is win no matter what

Whoop! Memphis Wins 'Best @NBA Destination' by @USATODAY Poll. #GreaterMemphis http://t.co/QtA5YXaQFc pic.twitter.com/dYPRbnY3iw

— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) November 19, 2014

oprah at st. peter's

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27k people a day visit here. #St.Peter'sBasilica

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Graceland Too is over, Paul McLeod is dead!

he killed someone in his home tuesday.

there was a bear wandering the streets of gatlinburg and no one seemed to mind

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chicago by boat.

jicyc. (via)

nyc short film

made by a german tourist.

oh noooooeess!!

brooklyn's culinary institution, grimaldi's pizza, is one of the few things that can draw the casual tourist out of manhattan. they have notoriously long lines at almost any time of any day. andthey also owe a buttload of back rent and taxes, and are dangerously close to eviction. ;(

nymag discovers nashville

Go Beyond Country In Nashville
Modern speakeasies, new record shops, and local indie bands offer an alternative to the Opry.

check it out. there is a lot of stuff in there that i havnt even tried yet. time to discover my adopted city.

tourist lane

turns out that tourist lane was made by those jerks over at improv everywhere. here's the vidyo.

newsflash, memphis is cool

the new york times sent some lowly reporter to memphis, and she can barely conceal her disdain.

me too, melena.

read the article if you want, or read my recap here : memphis... the people are friendly and trashy, you're screwed if you don't want beer, i hope you like shitty bands.

eh, haw haw haw haw haw

from melissa!

trapped elephant

this little baby elephant lives in thailand and works in the tourist trade. he gives ride and does tricks with his nose and begs for money. one sad day, little baby elephant fell in a thai manhole.

i know what youre thinking, they probably ate him. but no! those baby elephants are too valuable for their talents so they spent three hours getting him out that hole.

heres a video.

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i find that hard to believe...

a new ad campaign to draw in tourists to amsterdam. (via)

are you offended?

UPDATE: despite concerns over the sexiness of his recent billboard in soho, calvin klein says, fuck it... im going to keep being super sexy. this time with eva mendes and a boy in oily black and white undies. dont stop calvin klein

do you have a sudden urge to buy calvin klein jeans?

things are changing at the corner of broadway and houston in soho, but CK has had space at this corner forever, and it is always super sexy. above is the new ad, showing a sexy girl on a couch with three sexy boys. they are all in various states of undress. some people are worried that the tourists will be scared. some people think thats stupid, and Calvin Klein reps are just loving the attention.

American Family Association thinks "it shows a lack of respect for our society" STOOPID

ToRnAdO tOuR!

you may remember the great good friday storm which released its wrath on the charming enclave of murfreesboro, tennessee. while i was home, i was given the tornado tour of damage. then i gave the tour. 3 times. and now i'll give it once more. to you. here are some highlights:

all that was left of this one was a bathroom and a car.

nyc news

who said that five information kiosks was enough for the new york city visitors center in times square? looks cool though...