YAS LISTENING TO PRESS CONFERENCE

my new life calling

pew pew pew

PANDA ACTION SCENE pic.twitter.com/x9YNmeUZ2s

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) May 23, 2015

giant panda tumping in some snow

seems like the 2pz editorial staff is on the same page this friday afternoon.

my job sucks today

and then i saw this

and now it sucks that much more...#iwanttogivepandasmedicine

Communist Panda World Cup Predictor UPDATE

Guess what?!?! China spoiled our plans for a perfect bracket by BANNING these cuties from picking the winners...something about "safety and health reasons" and "human overexposure". #oyrchina

The good news is that they picked the next best thing to play and overdose on treats: TURTLES! I couldn't find very many cute photos of the communist turtle named Big Head but that's probably bc he is ashamed. Rumor has it Big Head picked losers like England, Japan, & Spain as winners (me too big head, me too-except Japan, WHAT WAS HE THINKING...like Japan could ever be good at futbol). Here's an action shot:

looking goood turtle.

FIFA tip of the day: if you are looking to improve your score (im looking at you ifyoumakeit) jump on the Shaheen bandwagon. This adorable little puppeh is giving our deceased octopussy friend a run for his money and also has a perfect picking record so far.

as a bonus our Shaheen already has a movie gig...here's his animated debut!!

what if there was a panda watching you

This may be the scariest picture I've ever seen http://t.co/Se5sLUcorb via @robinsloan pic.twitter.com/yuKh7pdH98

— Roman Mars (@romanmars) April 23, 2014

Bao Bao, America's Greatest New Panda

In which Bao Bao trolls the world. http://t.co/CXkdUh9FsD

— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally) January 6, 2014

have you ever wondered what it would look like if an panda that lives in atlanta gave birth to twins

then you've got to see this crazy shit.

rockingchair panda is emBEARassed

via.

click play.

(via) thx charbz!!

what won't we do for pandas

Panda researchers in China dress as pandas when they reintroduce giant pandas into the wild after breeding them in captivity. They don't want the panda cubs—aww, panda cubs!—to see humans when they drop them off into the forest. via

jelly?

Those crazy Chinese took their crazy watercube bubble thing from the Olympics and turned it into a crazy indoor waterpark complete with giant jellyfish. (via)

...

excuse me.

self-pleasuring panda

in his live tour, conan trots out his replacement for the nbc owned masturbating bear: the self pleasuring panda!

panda hijinks.

this is a sort of apology for that anthropomorphic japanese dog from the other day.

happy BEARthday elvis!

eh, haw haw haw haw haw

from melissa!

this couldn't wait...

...until 2sie 2zday.

enjoy!