im interested

Netflix nabs new Christopher Guest original about cutthroat world of mascots: http://t.co/LoNr1eiQUq pic.twitter.com/Pr5IeD7NPB

— Mashable (@mashable) August 11, 2015

don't rightly know, child.

who wants a blizzard?

For better or for worse, it looks like the chain is finally making good on its summer of 2012 promise to open "three or four stores" in New York. Dairy Queen's Staten Island Ferry Street George Terminal location — the first in NYC — opened last summer after a lengthy renovations process and Hurricane Sandy–related setbacks. The Union Square–area DQ will occupy 2,500 square feet at 54 West 14th Street "on the ground and mezzanine" of the former Fabco Shoes, which sounds like a pretty large footprint to blanket with Blizzards. (via)

i'll always have a place at the dairy queen.

christopher guest has a new HBO show

i'll watch.

ell o ow are ou?

a special treat for you.

billy? it's susan.

i was going through my trunk of souvenirs, and i found this doll. the doll we used to play with before the war. before you went inSANE.

you were sittin' on that quilt, that, at one time had kept us warm. and the quilt was so worn, billy, and it smelled like moth balls, which, brought back all those memories of the time we spent in the attic.

LOCKED. UP.

with muffin. and you told us that mother was wrong and we were right. didn't you, muffin? and i took care of you. and billy.

(sigh)

but billy was much more trouble than you, wasn't he, muffin? especially when he got to be bigger than susan. and made her do things she did NOT...wanna do. things that made her sick.

and mother pretended she didn't know, but she did.

(siiiiggghhh)

well, who's lyin' in a bed, in an insane asylum, plugged into a life support system. and who's wearin' fine jewels, and expensive clothes. and whose husband....accidentally died, just recently, and left me all. his. money?

oh, this is a....there's a plug here that hooks into, where he's breathin' and stuff. um...let me just take it back.

and whose husband just accidentally died, and left her all his money?

(plug pull)

AND WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW, HUH? WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW?!?!

well, i'll see you in hell, billy. but at least I'M gonna have some fun, before I get there.



scene.

this goes out to memphis.

and bun-bun, too.

don't forget to watch parker posey on parks and rec while drunk on margaritas tonight!

kylie's idea of a housewarming gift for me

look what i just got in my email inbox.

happy birthday parker posey

'fyer thirsty.

everybody dance!