wow wow wowowowowow wow.

sarah palin's got a point.

just kidding, she doesn't.

this video is insane and hilarious.

good one, dummy.

sarah palin (doesn't) get dick cheney back for calling her a mistake.

impromptu poll: which word gets overused more: "evidentally" or "essentially"?

both are peeves of mine.

growing up palin

bristol's three year old palin spawn calls his aunt willow a faggot. "god's watching you."

i was waiting for this

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sarah palin is an excellent movie character

like, i mean, a villain.

oh brother.

the frightening trailer for the upcoming sarah palin mockumentary, entitled "the undefeated".

-insert disinterested masturbatory gesture here- (via)

even bristol agrees

...michele bachmann and sarah palin are the same person:

"I think she dresses a lot like my mom. A lot of women have done that over the last few years. I think it's odd, you know? Seeing people with red blazers with their hair up with glasses. I don't know if [Bachmann's] wearing glasses, but you want to be like, hmmmm, 'Do you think that people don't notice you're dressing like my mom?'' (via)

-bristol palin

colbert on palin's revere account

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really great. stick around til the end.

oh brother.

gotcha questions.

ugh, and look.

omf.

good news.

obama said in a 60 minutes interview recorded today that he will not be releasing the dead-osama pixies. you can see his brain in them! eewwww!!

"The risks of release outweigh the benefits," he said. "Conspiracy theorists around the world will just claim the photos are doctored anyway, and there is a real risk that releasing the photos will only serve to inflame public opinion in the Middle East."

"Imagine how the American people would react if Al Qaida killed one of our troops or military leaders, and put photos of the body on the internet," he continued. "Osama bin Laden is not a trophy - he is dead and let's now focus on continuing the fight until Al Qaida has been eliminated." (via)

i know what you're thinking: what does sarah palin think? she tweeted:

Show photo as warning to others seeking America's destruction. No pussy-footing around, no politicking, no drama;it's part of the mission

is that a semi-colon? how gauche!

julianne moore as sarah palin

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y'all have seen this, right?

jtfc, sarah! you need to take a chill pill!

stay tuned til the end. it pays off.

ctm.

tina fey busts out the sarah palin one more time. her bear jokes are 11 biscuits.

sarah palin gets less than she deserves.

icyhh : dr. laura is a racist a-hole

unfortunately, you've probably heard that dr. laura schlessinger said the big bad N-word 11 times in like 5 minutes during one of her radio broadcasts. i thought this story would disappear quickly, but it hasn't. now sarah palin has decided to weigh in and defend dr. laura from the government's intrusion upon her right to free speech. what's that? the government doesn't care that dr. laura said the N-word 11 times in 5 minutes? it's actually her sponsors, like general motors, who are refusing to pay dr. laura to say racist things on radio? so the market place is censoring dr. laura, not the government, and no right's have actually been violated? sorry sarah, i guess american is not as unfair as you think it is.

let me add some of kylie's brilliant personal perspective:

let's say, purely for speculation, that some muslims wanted to build a community center in tribeca, but conservatives activists didn't like that because it's not far enough away from ground zero. i bet sarah palin would be all, "american is not fair!" And, "don't step aside because your first amendment rights cease 2exist thx 2activists trying to silence you!!!!11" no, she wouldn't.

it's funny that using the N-word 11 times is just usin' your freedom of speech, but building an islamic community center in new york city is "unnecessary provocation".

some video for your viewing pleasure:

rawr!

(via) thx melissa!

kate plus eight, plus a dumb bitch

kate gooseling and sarah palin are teaming up for an episode of "kate plus eight," where one screwed up family goes to alaska to visit another screwed up family...and camp. ugh! why won't either of you go away?


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we (heart) ny mag

and i think they <3 us too....

when i saw this week's nymag cover, i thought to myself "ouch....poor fedex." when i was reading this article this morning, about the branding of sarah palin, i noticed a couple of notes on the images they've created.

on the cover:
The graphic reference to FedEx, a fine company we use all the time, is a visual shorthand for brand. It does not imply any connection to, or endorsement of, Sarah Palin. Just in case you were wondering.

on the title page:
Just in case you missed it on the cover:
The graphic reference to Ford, that excellent car company—as well as to the fine cheese of Kraft, delicious Pepsi beverages, Visa's very useful credit cards, and Chevron's powerful gasoline—on the following pages is a visual shorthand for brand. It does not imply any connection to, or endorsement of, Sarah Palin.

omg they talk just like us! i'll let 'em know that there are well established and recongized abbrevs they can start using, jictww.