oof.

Has this one been posted yet?

I don't see how it got by Keeks and G.Animals

red hook warehouses

I always be wondering what it's like to live in the warehouse above Fairway in Red Hook. Here's a little peek of the inside atrium from Apartment Therapy:

The atrium is part of the Red Hook Stores warehouse, located at the edge of Red Hook, originally built during the Civil War by William Beard. It has been mindfully renovated into loft living with 3 sides on the waterfront, facing the Statue of Liberty by the O'Connell Organization.

And, HELLO!

you've been iced.

hey yall. just checkin' in. unfortch, half of your 2Pz writing staff is busy jinglin' our pockets in tennessee. here are some things that happened last night:

promptly after landing in splashville, djv gave joel the birthday surprise of his life. and then iced him.

just before the surprise happened, patty asked joel when i was picking his friend up from the airport. so as punishment, i iced him. he didn't even know what icing was. proof that he doesn't read 2Pz. how emBEARassing.

we went to robert's on broadway, and melissa iced me, via a note from the bartender.

a little bit later we decided to ice djv, but accompanied it with the gift of this classy boot koozy.

what is patrick halley doing this weekend?

Jenny and Johnny

Jenny Lewis (just love her) and her boyfriend Johnathan Rice have teamed up and are planning a little tour. They have a website, and I'm just sure I'm going to like whatever it is she is doing. via.

oh hey

did you know that rachel zoe's assistant brad goreski is a beefcake? terry richardson found out.

what is gabe doing this weekend?

getting a testicle amputated.



Sack tapping is not some faceless virtual scourge. It is a human tragedy. Take the eye-watering tale of 14 year-old David Gibbons of Crosby, Minn. He had to have his right testicle removed after being punched, but the worst part is probably the fact that he had to go on the local news and talk about his missing ball while sitting between his parents on a couch. (via)

oil spill FAIL

according to the internet, BP's about to admit that they're never going to be able to stop the oil spill, and we should all just start getting used to it.

;(

BOOM!

must be hard to be you, g.animalz.

Dennis Hopper Gary Coleman'd

Actor Dennis Hopper died from prostate cancer at the age of 74.

i googled "fart blanket infomercial" to find this :

the marriage bed? uh yeah...great job.

djv < 3 the countess, big time

He wanted you all to see this. Unfortunately, I can't seem to embed it, so you'll have to click your way over.

But just as a reminder, this is what she ACTUALLY, sorta looks like:

And also keeping in mind that she's still made-up for the RHofNY cameras. SHEW! What kind of black magic did they do to her?!

gary coleman dead

who cares? am i right?

now what was it?

I saw something on TV last night that I thought would make a good blog post.