a pony and a person walk over a frozen lake

stolen from a drewby retweet

would do - botella de hielo

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that's a great idea

molson coors is introducing coors light iced t. Just in time for the 

SIXTH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL CORNHOLE CUP!

it was 106 degrees in memphis today

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let the refreshment begin

i saw an ad on the subway today, and now this is all i can think about. mountain dew icee? yes please. ive already google searched for my nearest dunkin donuts. ill update later today.

this is what im talking about

owning a car in new york is the pits. this one in the east village turned into an iceberg. via.



UPDATE: they broke it.

damn willow smith can do ANYTHING

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eat your heart out johnny weir

youve got to watch this

this little calf was stuck on thin ice, so they called the local tv news chopper to come and use its powerful downdraft to blow the little cow to safety. seriously. make sure you stick around to :50 when the cow is trying to walk.

seattle slip and slide

remember that random seattle snow? it turned to ice. via

shut it down.

y'all need to turn on the air conditioning up there in the northeast because im coming to visit and i have become accustomed to central air. spoiled.

nature's candy.

iced coffee is by far one of my favorite things about summer. i just wanted you to know that.

look whom noticed icing...

the new york times, y'all!

The game has exposed the mercurial line between guerrilla advertising and genuine social media trends, raising questions about how young consumers can know when they have co-opted a brand for their own purposes, and when that brand has co-opted them. (via)

way to nerd it up, times.

you've been iced.

hey yall. just checkin' in. unfortch, half of your 2Pz writing staff is busy jinglin' our pockets in tennessee. here are some things that happened last night:

promptly after landing in splashville, djv gave joel the birthday surprise of his life. and then iced him.

just before the surprise happened, patty asked joel when i was picking his friend up from the airport. so as punishment, i iced him. he didn't even know what icing was. proof that he doesn't read 2Pz. how emBEARassing.

we went to robert's on broadway, and melissa iced me, via a note from the bartender.

a little bit later we decided to ice djv, but accompanied it with the gift of this classy boot koozy.

UPDATE: icing!

omg, joel just threatened to ice me nonstop while i'm in nashville, so i looked into what that meant.

"getting iced" or "icing bros":

from what i can tell, it's like a surprise drunk easter egg hunt game. if you can surprise (or "present")your friend (or bro) with a smirnoff ice in his (or her) face, they have to drink it right then and there.

upon further investigation, the presentation might not even have to be a surprise? you can just hand your bro an ice? this sounds silly and amatuerish, so i'm going to play only by 'surprise rules'. hey! i don't make the rules, ok?

the "ice block": a tWiSt!

 so i guess just keep an ice on you at all times?

ok, so maybe this is a ridiculous marketing strategy, but smirnoff ice is so disgusting and stomach-ache-inducing, that i'm going to choose to participate. additionally, it is further legitimized by its presence on this week's approval matrix, which i read this morning. i had no idea it would become a part of my life so soon! kIsMeT!!

click here for a website full of bros icing bros. hopefully, there will be several related 2Pz posts to come.

you're welcome!

"like a zima with a jolly rancher in it"

clawson got iced. hey kylie, be prepared to be iced nonstop when you get to nashville. im going to ice the shit out of you.