aughhhH!! remember me?!

i'm the one that hates to work, especially on fridayz. happy weekend!!

i don't like this commercial.

i LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shout out murfree(r?)sboro

John Mulaney is going to be one of the biggest names in comedy for years to come. If you don't know him from his stand-up or his work as a writer on SNL (he created Stefon with Bill Hader), you'll know him soon enough. On Sunday, his new neo-Seinfeld-ian sitcom Mulaney will premiere on Fox, and last night he stopped by The Tonight Show to promote it. In addition to telling the story of how he got Ice-T to read his new show's intros, he shared what has to be one of the greatest stand-up comedian heckle stories of all time. It involves an unpronounceable Tennessee town, a beer truck, and some unexpected Southern eloquence. Check it out above. We can only hope Mulaney will be as funny as its star. (via)

third down for what

#VolNation loves you @LilJon! #ThirdDownForWhat #YEAHHHH pic.twitter.com/9b4jEpAur4

— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) October 3, 2014

this week is just about over!

simon, i feel ya gurl.

he's gotta come to neyland right?

#VolNation loves you @LilJon! #ThirdDownForWhat #YEAHHHH pic.twitter.com/9b4jEpAur4
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) October 3, 2014

we painted the rock and everything.

well i'm going to have to watch this.

the giudices are going to prison.

"For a moment I thought about probation … but I think a period of confinement is absolutely necessary in this case," said the judge. "I don't honestly believe that you understand or respect the law. I need to send a message. In the eyes of the law it doesn't matter who you are. There are consequences to pay." (via)

goodness that's creepy

also, THIS is amazing.

M⚽⚔☝€ M☝NUT€ W/ M$D∆NG€L$ - "Inherent Vice" by Paul Thomas Anderson

based on the book by Thomas Pynchon, The first book of his to be made into a movie

The trailer is narrated by Joanna Newsom, who also makes an appearance in the film

coming "just in time for christmas"

will lil jon be at neyland on saturday?

#ThirdDownForWhat @Vol_Football #BEATFLORIDA #YEAHHHH
— INSTAGRAM LILJON (@LilJon) October 1, 2014

keekerz speakerz

you tryin' to relax or what?

your fortnightly boat accident

these two container ships collide in unspectacular fashion

NFC

This is what a Norwegian Forest Cat looks like pic.twitter.com/7wUAIKb3Mv

— Animal Life (@fabulousanimals) September 30, 2014

the voice report

well last night's ep was a bit underwhelming, i have to say. i'll share the best one, a jamaican gal that sounds exactly like lauryn hill. which is a good thing because we defs need a new one of those.

you can read about the rest here.