be careful with those pigs

there was a pig truck accident on a highway in ohio and hundreds of pigs escaped into the woods, and hundreds more got injured or squished. be more careful!

salt spill!

Photo of the Day: Salt Spill at Chicago Storage Facility Was Fate http://t.co/3Y3s0C7BXA pic.twitter.com/susrY0dZcI

— The Daily What (@TheDailyWhat) December 31, 2014

your fortnightly boat accident

these two container ships collide in unspectacular fashion

is this the best youtube video of the year?

a truck carrying a bunch of cows tumps over and the cows escape

ouchouchouch

the silver bullet sustained some minor damage early this morning. she's going to bounce back though, don't you worry.

the poor douchebag who poored beer on german chancellor angela merkel

ive got a nazi joke on the tip of my tongue here, someone help me out. via.

wooooahhh!!

wanna see a video of that billboard falling on the BQE by our house this weekend? be careful, it's in polish.

GET WELL SOON SILVER BULLET!

Some A-hole hit her and quit her last night. She's at the doctor's office now (not nscience's because he's not a dr. yet). Good news though, they said that she would make a full recovery. Of course she will. Feel better soon!

i'm ok!

The U-Haul driver who struck and killed one woman — and injured two others — outside of yesterday's Yale-Harvard football game passed a sobriety test. Investigation of the accident is ongoing. (via)

my boss was worried that i was the one who got run over by a u-haul full of beer kegs. i wasn't!

were you wondering what really happened to my forehead

melissa found the truth. i admit it now.

omg oops!

this happened last night at JFK.

what a delicious way to go.

A 22-year-old tortilla factory worker in Brooklyn was fatally injured in a freakish accident early Monday when he fell into a dough-mixing machine, the police said. The man, whose name was not immediately released, was working at Tortilleria Chinantla at 975 Grand Street in East Williamsburg around 2:30 a.m. when he fell into the waist-high tub of the mixer and was pinned by the metal blade, which is not sharp but is powered by a strong motor, the police said. The half-dozen other workers were unable to save him. No criminality is suspected. (via)

meanwhile in brooklyn heights

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november 2010 fail compilation

my favorite is at 1:23 AHHHHhhhhPLOP
and 4:53

cremaster cat.

well this just has g.animalz written all over it, but she has summer fridays like a b, and is not working today. so i'll tell you about it. this kitty got run over by a big tractor or something. and NOW look at him!



talk about damaged goods.

ice skating! midori ito

omg remember this. pay attention to what happens at :50

slow motion around 4:20

i also distinctly remember her response to the "what was going through your mind" question:

"Oh! Why am I here? I must go skate!"

priceless. another angle.

from twitter, tomorrow's news

@newyorkist

and speaking of music and brooklyn...

this guy who was a drummer in a few indie bands including !!! died in this insane freak elevator accident in williamsburg, reinforcing something that we all now already, that place is a death trap. you're testing fate every time you step foot off the L train.

ctmol

ktv saw this on hoda and kathy fourth hour this morning. its also on dlisted. lolz.

omg, lol

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