"my jeans" is the new "friday"

i just can't believe they worse those jeans like me.

i thought starla would like to hear this.

UPDATE! while watching this, it occurred to me that jc chasez and teen mom chelsea's boyfriend adam kind of look alike. while trying to google photo evidence, i discovered that there is a large group of internet people that think teen mom amber looks just like adam lambert.

lol.

GET A JOB, KIEFER!

new strokes album

stream it here.

ten bucks it sounds exactly like their other three albums that sounded exactly the same.

what are you doing this weekend?

my perfect saturday.

aNiMaL bOmB!!

in which every other one's a 2sie 2zday.

y'all chill out.

rebecca black isn't for real. well, not really.

THE VOLS PLAY FRIDAY

at 12.40pm EST. 

and to answer DJpooperine's terrible question, i will not be able to watch our imminent victory with him, as i will be at work in smell jersey. however, i encourage all manhattan-working vols to show up and make him pay for his flip-floppy ways.

don't forget to fill out your 2Pz bracket, if you haven't yet done so!

Jon Cryer

Happy Tuesday. I've been thinking about how much it must be so frustrating to be Jon Cryer these days. He's made a modest comeback, stacking his 2 and a half men chips, and Sheen blows it for him.

here he is in his salad days.

puppies vs. kitties

jezebel answers march madness with a bracket of their own. dogs vs. cats!

jelly!

this nerd takes over times square screens with his iphone.

introducing...

SAMMI SWEETHEART!!!! (the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.)

my parents adopted this new dog! my new brother's name is sammy. i've adapted it how i see fit. isn't he cute?!!

here he is guarding the house from squirrels. gamz4dayz!

and look at jazzy. none-too-pleased.

alright i have just got to show y'all this.

i hoped to wait until friday, but it is taking the internet by storm.



what do you think?!!?

oh no.

that meltdown that the japanese scientists were saying wasn't going to happen, might be.

GULP.

bonus link : this article really helped me understand what the f is going on over there. sounds bad.

MARCH MADNESS!!

it's official. the tennessee basketvols somehow managed to earn a bid to the NCAA tournament. we are a 9-seed, and we'll be playing michigan in the first round on friday (time tba).

now, remember how much fun we all had competing against one another during last year's world cup? let's do it again!




CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET and join the official 2Pz bracket group. the tournament starts thursday, so do it before then. good luck everyone!

UPDATE!! pool password : jazzykismet

justin bieber transitioning from cute to hot.

its making me uncomfortable. via.