never forget

best commercial i've ever seen?

thx g. animalz!

im sorry im just reposting all the PAPER magazine friday funnies

Music Minute with Ms. Dangles

Kylie's Skirt on Nowness.com

new kylie, co-written by the dream, the first release from her upcoming album (her first with RocNation)

what is liz herber doing?

DRIVING ROBOTZ IN TOKYO.

Neil's Puppet Dreams looks like fun

via

dream or nightmare?

do you ever miss the previous millenium?

sounds like manslaughterer brandy does too, because her (awesome) new song will take you right back to 1998. also, SHOW US THE NOTE BRANDY!!!

mass transit porn

New Yorkers, next time you moan about how long your commute is (i.e., when your leave work today), don't make your complaints aimlessly. Aim them straight at the subway lines that could've taken you home faster if only they'd been built! To do so, Balance Media and WNYC's John Keefe offers this handy map of the 11 proposed-but-never-fully-built subway lines in New York overlaying the city's subway system as it actually exists today. The subways-in-the-sky include a bunch of outer-borough amenities, such as the two additional trains connecting Queens and Brooklyn and another connecting (gasp) Staten Island to the rest of the city. And lower Manhattan certainly gets some love as well, with three more lines of its own going to Brooklyn, including the fabled 2nd Avenue line the MTA has actually started building in the Upper East Side (no jinx). The map's fancy and interactive, with text bubbles explaining each nonexistent line, so you ought to head over to WNYC's website to play with it yourself. (via)

yes i will!! going right now!

there's also an awesome story (with slideshow) about all the ghost stations!

what are you doing this weekend?

my perfect saturday.

go raptors!

wondering where you should go to college? might i suggest...

Education for the Common Good. from Bard College on Vimeo.
via suzanne via frank.

gleenage dream.

take a bath, you two.

liz sent me these hi-def pixies of r-pattz and k-stew kissing irl.

starla's reaction when i sent them to her:

Starla: my life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ctm.

HAPPY BEARTHDAY JOEL!!!!!!!!

it's his GoLdEn BeArThDaY!!!

27 bears old on the 27th!! i've been waiting for this for so long!

my new favorite commercial.

aka why lilly shouldn't live near any wilderness.

new dream in life

to get one of these jackets. for free.

i'll keep you posted.

f u, terrence cody.

you big bully. ;(

dreamz

lil wayne was in my dream last night. and so was tomatohead. also, there were animatronic guard squirrels on atlantic avenue. gabe punched one of them. and i woke up with this song in my head. again. it has been that way almost every morning since i saw that video.

in my dreams last night

the weirdest folks are always ending up in my dreams. in this first installment of 'in my dreams last night', i give you jared leto and philip seymour hoffman.

PSH was my boss and jared invited me to go on a bike ride with him from 59th street to NYU.

you're welcome.

you can all just go ahead...

...and put your dreams in the trashcan. oregon's closed.

Once upon a time every organic chef and computer programmer in California wanted to sell their little bungalow in Fresno and head for the bracing mountain air of Oregon, where they would build themselves a somewhat larger bungalow, where they would raise their families and dogs in close proximity to coffee shops and bike trails and lots of Northern Lights weed and be yuppies with enough of a ruralist edge to be forgiven for everything. Well guess what? Those Californians are still flooding into Oregon ready to start anew, but there are no jobs for anybody. (gawker)

thx g.