wimbledupdate!

oh no. both williams sisters lost today. and so did #1 seed, something wozniaki. so the ladies' draw just got BO-RING. better luck on the doubles court, girls. ;(

on the gentlemen's side, who's still in?
all of 2Pz favorites: feddy, rafa, djokovic, and that scottish idiot, andy murray. (djv, tell everyone your massacre story, so i can make massacre jokes when he inevitably loses another wimbledon!)

who's out?
every american except mardy fish. (?)

right now:
rafa's 2 games away from defeating del potro.
feddy's up two sets to one on some no-name.

and now you're all caught up!

Here goes nothing...

starla's half-birthday wishlist

a state-of-the-art floatin' lounge!

jazzy?

5-month-old Qannik the polar bear is scheduled to fly UPS Boeing 747-400 on Monday to the Louisville Zoo express from Alaska, where caretakers have monitored her since rescuing her as an orphan. (via)

thx melissa!

pey-pey and eli

football cops.

i bet it's never even been inside a 70's brothel.

thx hannah!

the empire state:

come get gay married! #happypride

thx beeun.

for introducing me to my latest obsession, gayngs. #sopranosax

new beyonce streaming!

over HERE!

UPDATE: i didn't think i was going to like it....but i LOVE IT! 11 biscuits!

Hey Miss USA, should Evolution be taught in school?

This is long but it is really interesting. I guess I didn't realize that people were still contentious about this. I guess I assumed that after the pope said evolution was cool with him, people would calm down.

Here's a quote that sums up almost every contestant's bet-hedging answer: "im personally a christian so I believe the Bible's version, but you can't push opinions or beliefs onto children so they need to know every side that's out there." Brittany York, North Carolina

I make a living pushing opinions and beliefs on children.

2Pz dictionary

pominated
[pom·uh·neyt·ed] 
verb, -nat·e, -nat·ing.

1. To be raped (in the mouth, specifically) by a pomeranian wearing a Donald Duck outfit

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pom·in·a'tion n.

pom'i·nant adj.

thomas wilhelm's birthday wishlist

thomas wilhelm's birthday wishlist

 

tiger buddy blanket!

it wont get out of my head

Maroon 5 ft Christina Aguilera - Moves Like Jagger by joao-ricardoxd
here's the studio version of that maroon 5 song i was telling you about.

commence repeat.

aawwwwwAWW!

this sheepdog is afraid of sheep!