back to puppies.

here are some behind-the-scenes photos from this weekend's upcoming puppy joel (which will feature an all- new "piggy pep squad")!!

coincidentally, joel and i had a plan a few years ago to get pigs and name them puppy kylie and puppy joel.

nErD aLeRt!

rats! this competition somehow managed to get away from new york's hottest new design trio, whet cement (it's coming...). if you're wondering what our proposal was would've been like, close your eyes and picture this:

a giant red AIDS ribbon statue with a plaque reading: "if g-d gives you AIDS, make lemon-aids."

you're welcome.

here's the winning entry. it's ok, i guess.

introducing...

the MTA's first late-night subway map.  hi-res verion.

The map has a gray background color to prevent confusion with the normal subway map. The New York City Subway is the only large subway or metro system in the world to maintain service to all its stations around the clock. The overnight service shown in the night map runs generally from midnight to 6 a.m., although certain lines’ overnight service patterns depicted in the map may begin or end slightly earlier or later than these times. The MTA has printed 25,000 copies of the map in tandem with its normal press run of a million copies of the standard subway and railroad map. (via)

puppy dog monday.

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what is yella bear doing?

being a racist.

he did this to himself, btdubs. as a joke. against middle eastern women, it seems.

not funny, andrew jackson.

puppy party!!!

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where would you rather be?

calzito update: should have listened to toops!

Max:  how was the calzito

me:  not very good, honestly

it's a lot of starch

me:  i think it needed more spice and less rice

it just should have been a calzone or a burrito

the pizzadillas were good as hell though

Max:  i can't wrap my head around the fact that the calzito is worse than the pizzadilla

me:  i know. I was surprised too.

the calzito looked so good. it was just so dense

Calzones are a lot of bread

and burritos are a lot of rice and this was both 

Max:  im gonna try a calzone with pad thai inside

silver bullet urpdate: ALL BETTER!

She's back and fixed and clean. Sparkling like a siilllllver diamond.

get it, nashville.

the latest indie cuntry lady act

first aid kit. they are SWEDISH! and sisters. 19 and 22 years old. can you believe it?

bonus link: the fleet foxes youtube cover that got them discovered three years ago. winchester goosebite city.

stupid tiger thinks pigs are tigers

Max: do you know the story?
her cubs died and she got mad depressed
so they gave her those pigs dressed up
and now she treats them like her own
stupid tiger

what your internet choices say about you.

click here to see google's profile of you as an ad target. and be sure to tell us of any inaccuracies (or accuracies!) in the comments, plz.

It just keeps getting worse

Remember Patrick Witt? The Yale qb we reported on when he made the mistake of choosing to play in the game we were going to instead of going to his Rhodes interview? Then it turned out his coach was a liar?  Turns out he may have been lying too and he is accused of being a sexual assailant.

GULP!

ferris bueller's back.

matthew broderick will reprise the best role of his career on super joel sunday.