this makes me sad, but not sad enough to quit hamburgers

A runaway cow escaped from a Queens Halal slaughterhouse and wandered around area streets https://t.co/3oSQZl5VEw https://t.co/72qCwE7tHX

— New York Post (@nypost) January 21, 2016

blizzard cones?

blizzard cones.

i've always wondered about this.

For those who ask me what my notifications look like when I turn them on 🙈💃🏻🤗 #IloveYouAll

A video posted by Jen Selter (@jenselter) on Jan 20, 2016 at 12:26pm PST

Perhaps inspired by footballer Demy de Zeeuw, who made a video of his notifications that went modestly viral last week, Selter decided to see what would happen if she switched on notifications. With 8.4 million followers, and hundreds of thousands of likes and comments on every photo she posts, this is what her notifications looked like on Monday. (via)

VBFs

Run CMG from VFL FILMS on Vimeo.
alvin kamara, our other jalen hurd, has decided to stick around for senior year. CMG stands for chain-moving gang. get it?!

you're welcome

vol celebz

the latest issue of the torchbearer highlights UT alums paula pell and james anderson...

and constance shulman, from OITNB and i learned she was the voice of patty mayonnaise. what an interesting surprise!

grimes - kill v. maim

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did you know tyrese has his own benihana in his backyard?

GIBISIHANA TURN UP!!! (cc @tyrese @thecarolinagentleman @davidcho @thelonelyisland)

A video posted by @azizansari on Jan 18, 2016 at 5:37pm PST

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dang it!

Falcon lands on droneship, but the lockout collet doesn't latch on one the four legs, causing it to tip over post landing. Root cause may have been ice buildup due to condensation from heavy fog at liftoff.

A video posted by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 17, 2016 at 7:07pm PST

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important news!

This is too beautiful to exist pic.twitter.com/4wthedFs8A

— Andrew (@henryevil) January 15, 2016

when you're right you're right

Elephant posing for the perfect picture! pic.twitter.com/4gdgutAiBh

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) January 15, 2016

great monster movie news!

the last time i screamed out loud in a movie theater was January 16th, 2008 on opening night of Cloverfield. who wants to go see this sequel that looks like kimmy schmidt? via

chunk got himself a netflix documentary series

Chunk

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:47pm PST

i didnt expect to watch all 14 minutes of this but then i did.

10-ish minute mark. (via)

land dog, ctm

Land dog bullies sun-bathing sea dogs off his dock. https://t.co/wta45zDu2r pic.twitter.com/hhf2QiSDuO

— Mashable (@mashable) January 14, 2016