this makes me sad, but not sad enough to quit hamburgers

A runaway cow escaped from a Queens Halal slaughterhouse and wandered around area streets https://t.co/3oSQZl5VEw https://t.co/72qCwE7tHX

— New York Post (@nypost) January 21, 2016

watch this kangaroo knock this drone out of the sky

gawker

"i need my shammy fix"

"how am i going to get the mail in there"

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"THIS THING IS NOT A POKEMON"

thx ms.dangles

maymo, you've stolen my heart.

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what am i doing this weekend?

this swedish moose ate too many drunk apples and somehow found himself stuck in a tree. he needed some of his friends to help him out, and probably ordered a pizza on sunday and drank a 2 liter of sierra mist. via

who, me?

nothing, just an elephant over here :)

how did you..... nevermind.

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it looks like it was the donkey's idea

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raccoons are the new bedbugs!

Raccoons may be wild animals, but they’re no longer a rarity in the city. They seem to be appearing in greater numbers and, like true New Yorkers, seem to be behaving much more boldly.

From Queens to Brooklyn and the Bronx, New Yorkers are coming across them in usual and also in unusual places: on stoops and rooftops, by bird feeders and garbage cans, on the edge of above-ground pools, even inside kitchen drawers. (via)

yes plz!

aw.

if you mess with the bull...

A bull injured forty people on Wednesday in Spain when it jumped into the stands to attack the crowd at a bullring in the northern town of Tafella.

Raw video of the event posted online on Thursday showed the bull leaping over barriers and landing in the packed stands of the arena.

The bull was killed after it was subdued with the help of a former bullfighter in the crowd. Most of the injuries were cuts and bruises, but one man was gored in the back, another suffered crushed vertebrae and a 10-year-old boy remained in intensive care on Thursday at a hospital in the regional capital of Pamplona, the Spanish newspaper El País reported. The boy was injured when the 1,000-pound bull fell on him as it rampaged through the stands.

The Associated Press explained that the bull’s escape occurred Wednesday at the Tafalla arena in the northern region of Navarra, “during an event attended by about 3,500 spectators, in which mostly young people try to get a bull to charge at them so they can dodge it.” (via)

 thx emilube!

how emBEARassing.

A black bear cub who became affectionately known as "jarhead" after a plastic container got stuck on its head can eat and drink again after experts removed it.

The clear container was removed from the six-month-old cub's head after it had been wedged on for at least 10 days. The cub poked its head into the jar when digging through rubbish in a central Florida neighbourhood.

Biologists said the animal was days away from death because the jar made it impossible for it to eat or drink.

The team had to tranquillise the mother bear and then grab the cub to remove the container from its head.

The subdued mother was then put in a trap, and the cubs followed. After she awoke and nursed the cubs, the bears were moved to a less populated area nearby. (via)

what an idiot. that one in the front looks a little too okay with the fact that his brother is starving to death.

 thx allyson!

what is thomas wilhelm doing this weekend?

painting a drawbridge to look like an erect penis.

ctmol

salma hayek has a completely justified reaction to a snake. via.

saw this poster on my way to work today

that movie looks goooo-ooo-ooooo-ooOOOD!

furry vengeance!