stuff i wish i had thought of.

txts frm lst nght
this website is entertaining as all get out. a few samples:

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.

thx patty!