great news for me and you, but mostly me!

Kirby just told me about a new mexican food place that opened around the corner from our apartment. Cerveceria Havemeyer by the same owners as La Superior and Cantina Royal will be the new Taco Chulo backup spot. Twerk around the corner and drink a margarita!

NEWSFLASH - people like guacamole

(not you kelly howard) but according to nymag, people really really like guacamole and order it frequently at mexican restaurants.

recent anderson cooper news roundup

1) right after he officially came out, some photos of his boyfriend kissing some other dude showed up (via)

2) shortly following that, anderson and bravo exec andy cohen posted pictures of the same sunset in croatia where they are apparently on vacation together (via)

3) also kelly ripa and her hot ass hispanic husband are there too (via)

4) five months ago honey boo boo child called anderson a "poodle" which is apparently her ADORABLE pet name for gay people (via)

mexican kids can do amazing things

like cover adele's rolling in the deep.

jake is bald

and dressed in a police outfit.

¿texas for amnesty?

well...for people who hire illegal aliens to tend their houses, pools and yards.

As proposed, House Bill 2012 would create tough state punishments for those who "intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly" hire an unauthorized immigrant. Violators could face up to two years in jail and a fine of up to $10,000.

But it is an exception included in the bill that is drawing attention. Those who hire unauthorized immigrants would be in violation of the law -- unless they are hiring a maid, a lawn caretaker or another houseworker

i mean, don't get texas wrong, people coming into this country illegally is wrong! and people hiring illegal aliens is also wrong! and all of those people deserve to be punished. but...c'mon! the people hiring them are white, so... besides, it would be so damn expensive and time consuming to arrest all the white people hiring illegal aliens. it just doesn't make sense!

Texas state Rep. Aaron Pena, a Democrat, said the exception is a wise one.

"With things as they are today, her bill will see a large segment of the Texas population in prison" if it passes without the exception, he said.

"When it comes to household employees or yard workers, it is extremely common for Texans to hire people who are likely undocumented workers," Pena said. "It is so common, it is overlooked."

now, what to do about the seven to twelve million illegal aliens who aren't cleaning houses and mowing lawns? duh, deport them! they're brown.

CNN

i bet a lot of weird shit happens to the pope

these shirtless latino dudes are just the tip of the iceberg.

puppy dancer

via

this makes me want mexican food real bad.

thx markie!

felicitaciones!

la bonita senorita de mexico won miss universe anoche.

check out her banging national costume here. thats my favorite part. bitches be crazy.


felicitaciones jimena navarrete.

hey starla baby-tummy...

...you want to get shrimp and spinach quesadillas tonight? nah, you'll probably just vom them up a few hours later.

two things (futbol)

nike commercial, directed by mexi-boo Alejandro González Iñárritu. starring the hottest ish in the game.

joel's new favorite song

¿cervesa? ¡nonono! ¡una piña colADA! ¡jaJA!

right gabe?

um.

omg cyi?!!?

well hello there

elian gonzalez. remember him? now he is a young communist heartbreaker. via.

whoops!!!

watch a bunch of argentinians get douched as a train pulls into a giant puddle.

shew.

thx liz.

border patrol

between death panels trying to get rid of a few pesky elderlies, and the stupak amendment trying to revive the 'vintage' practice of coat hanger abortions, you might think the healthcare debate was the biggest thorn in the side of conservative and liberals alike. but you would be wrong. it's actually the sun-maid raisin girl.

icydak, sun-maid gave their nearly one hundred year old, red bonnet wearing grape picker a makeover, and people are pissed off :

"naturally, the revamped look hasn't gone unnoticed, rankling both ends of the political spectrum. the blog for conservative magazine the weekly standard noted that the new sun-maid girl looks 'as if julia roberts decided to don a red bonnet and start picking grapes,' while the feminist website jezebel.com remarked that it looks as if she's had 'some implants.'"

sun-maid president barry kriebel defended what he saw as a reasonable modernization, saying "you're not going to see her dancing or kicking up her heels out in the vineyard, but have her do what is appropriate for her to do, based on her history but also being a contemporary person living in the 21st century.'' ...wearing a bonnet.

It get's more ridiculous:

"additionally, there's been talk that the new Sun-Maid girl might be given a name and featured in future advertisements doing some of the things modern women typically do, like going to the gym, shopping at the market, and speaking multiple languages..."

hmm speaking in multiple languages? that makes me suspicious. if you ask me, she's starting to look a little...how can i put this lightly...mexicany. and i think someone should alert lou dobbs. omg, so ToPiCaL!!!

(via)

you're so hot, it's retarded.

did y'all hear?!?! the new season of the real world is in CaNcUn!!! this is gonna be such a shitshow!

what's for lunch?????

rob ate at cinco de mayo in lenoir city, tn!

with grant and crystal...

and patty and vomas!