THE RACE TO A MILLION!!!!!!!!!1111111111

yesterday we hit 800,000 hits hits hits!!!!! ----------------------->

when we get to a million we're going to have a party!!!!!!!111111111

great news!

the al dente dentist blog is reaaaaallllllll.

these guys are two peas in a pea pod

thx flim

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Pelayo Diaz, blogger from Spain 
Are you a big fan of Louis Vuitton?
Yeah. I’ve got good memories.
What do you mean? 
Like, for example, when I didn’t want to finish high school, my mom told me if I finished high school I could get whatever I wanted. And I said, okay, if I finish high school I want a Louis Vuitton suitcase. And she got it for me, and then I moved away.

via flim

Pelayo, your poor mother.

this blog is about hunger games and one direction

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spotifriday

you think you're ballin' cuz you got a blog.

wall of complimentz

Jenny: 2pz has been KILLING IT
me: oh yeah?
Jenny: its like every single post is my favorite
as long as no sports ones come up
me: right
Jenny: its so fun for me and me alone

you're welcome!!!

ctm

from a funny scientist blog that snikan showed me.

omg y'all.

holmes is pregnant!!! follow him along his journey toward motherhood on his new blog.

CONGRATS EMBREES!!!

terrible news!

richard lawson quit gawker! via gawker.

occupy herbstreit

college football jokes!

thx joey!

why don't you try learning something for once?

have you been following the DISUNION blerg like i told you to? i didn't think so. well, you may have noticed in our sidebar ------------------> that today's entry focuses on tennessee's secession (we were the last one, that counts for something right?) check this shit out:

Still, Tennessee remained divided throughout the war. About a quarter of all the men who went off to fight did so for the North. Unionism remained especially strong in the mountains, but also in pockets throughout the state. Bedford County, south of Nashville in Middle Tennessee, supplied an equal number of troops to the North and the South. Its county seat, Shelbyville, became such a pro-Northern hotbed that it became known as “Little Boston.” One of the ironies of the war was that Nathan Bedford Forrest, the much revered Confederate general, took his middle name from his Unionist birthplace. More significantly, following Tennessee’s departure from the Union, Andrew Johnson retained his seat in the United States Senate, becoming the only representative from a seceded state to remain in Congress.

Ironies in Tennessee continued. Because it was largely occupied by Union troops in early 1863, it was unaffected by the Emancipation Proclamation. As the war was drawing to a close, Tennessee voters approved a constitutional amendment that abolished slavery in the state, and in 1866, with Andrew Johnson then occupying the White House, the state approved the 14th Amendment over Johnson’s objections. With ratification a congressional requirement, Tennessee thus became the first former Confederate state to be readmitted to the Union.

as bun-bun was quick to point out, the entry also (falsely) portrays east tennesseans as level-headed, just, and humane in their unwillingness to secede over the right to slave-ownin', but we all know they were just jellybeanz that their dumb mountains prevented them from having lush plantations like the other, fairer regions of the state.

gchatz w/ joel

(colon) how the sausage gets made (comma) an intimate look into the blogging process

as you may or may not know, blogger went down yesterday afternoon, thwarting our ability to tell you about all the great things we like out in the world and on the internet. it's finally back (although it looks like youtube-posts are kinda busted), and here's what you have to look forward to this afternoon.

me: if 2pz wasnt broken i would blog this
Joel: is it still broken?
ugh it IS
i want to write a strongly worded email
me: i know
Joel: poor isabella
no one is going to know about her new trick
me: or her cicada friend / meal
or holmes' new haircute
or my new orange tennis grip
or our after work adventure
or how many biscuits i give hunger games
or that my wire dvd was scratched last night and i didnt get to see the last 30 minutes of the last episode of the entire series
Joel: oh god
me:  oh and i have to post the clip of everyone on parks and rec being wasted
and how on the pulse of contemporary discussion our finger is
Joel: no one is going to be able to see that corgi in the bucket
or the grizzly bears in the memphis zoo cheering on the memphis grizzlies
me: omg i want to see that
Joel: or the booker t washington race to the top contest submission video
that one really tugs at the heart strings
me: im going to post this gchat when it comes back

and we're off!

puppies that want to eat a postman.

from the postman's blog.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

after a 4-day poll, america has illustrated what we all already knew:

only slightly more than half of 2Pz readers are willing to tolerate bun-bun's antics.

thanks to everyone who participated. bunners is safe for now, but he knows what will happen if he steps out of line again. and don't forget to enter the hottest competition on the internet, america's next 2Pz top blog shot!

America's Next Top 2Pz Blog Shot!

While America decides the fate of Bun-Bun (vote in the poll if you dare), we would like to announce a new internet reality competition to find our next star correspondent.

You know that old saying, "I'm tired of living next to the garden of eden, I want to live in it." Well here is your chance! 2PzNaPpod is about to host the biggest internet contest ever imagined. Best Rihanna Praise, Most Elaborate Use of Metaphor, Best Brunch Pictures, The Thomas Wilhelm Crude Humor Award; through a short series of blogging challenges, the best of the best will be divined and losers will be cast off.

If you or someone you know wants to write on the best blog that reads itself, email 2PzNaPpod@gmail.com and we will activate your posting privileges in advance of a series of zany challenges. Readers will decide your fate and only one will be, America's Next Top 2Pz Blog Shot!

me: "im not ashamed to admit that i loved that." kylie: "i loved it too."

this just came on tv, and not its on our blog. just like that.

how you do this.

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live-blogging history.

did you know the civil war was getting going right about now, 150 years ago? crazy, i know. the new york times has created a blog called DISUNION, which outlines the events of each day starting at the end of october (a week before lincoln is elected), as its sesquicentennial (you're welcome) falls.

DISUNION

One-hundred-and-fifty years ago, Americans went to war with themselves. Disunion revisits and reconsiders America's most perilous period -- using contemporary accounts, diaries, images and historical assessments to follow the Civil War as it unfolded.

i think this a really amazing idea, and have added it to our blogroll so you never forget.

interesting connection

i was watching glee with liz last night, and she told me she had come across dianna agron's (quinn fabray's) blog, and that it was pretty cool. so i was just checking it out, and learned that she has really great taste in music (read: just like mine).

interestingly, she directed a music video for 2Pz favorite, thao with the get down stay down. check it out!