jealous no shade

North West getting dragged through the airport living the goddamn dream. http://t.co/4ahd9FFyej pic.twitter.com/bUpR2maHSA

— Gawker (@Gawker) March 18, 2015

i've never been so jealous of grace coolidge

Grace Coolidge loved all her pets, especially Rebecca the raccoon http://t.co/mZMKZXaHKE #FirstLadiesBook pic.twitter.com/OUTFntE4JZ

— C-SPAN First Ladies (@FirstLadies) November 20, 2014

have you ever been so jelly of jennifer garner?

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14 days.

behold! our potential new quarterback's tattoo!

don't be jelly.

don't be jelllllyyyyy

A dead jellyfish unleashed widespread panic when its body deteriorated and morphed into a cloud of disembodied stingers and descended upon a popular swimming beach in New Hampshire, stinging 150 and hospitalizing five. via (there's a video if you click that)

Sent from Kylie's BlackBerry (thx keeks)

i want that.

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you know that's a mountain dew.

uuuggggghhhh puppy, im so jelly of you!

thx ktv!

don't be jelly.

toot! david villa just scored again!

thx markie!

i want that.

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son of a.

i hope someone gets to rape the benefits of this. thx sj.

what's for lunch?????

dale and stacey had their first chipotle ever this weekend. he reports that it was "everything everyone said it would be and more". looks delicious!

what's for lunch?????

look what joel's eating. in nashville! tennessee's first and only chipotle!!

auburn's never looked so good.

war eagle! right?

congrats!

i was just flipping through this AMAZING nymag slideshow from the Tompkins Square Park Doggie Halloween Parade this weekend, and i found this picture of Brett and Bennet and Maddie, friends of 2pz. Congrats to them for their winning group costume!

looks like fun, so jealous.

what's for lunch?????

turkey and swiss on wheat
with sliced apple and mayo
on a bed of goldfish
washed down by a tall cool glass of crystal light peach tea!

jelly?!?!

i want that.

bon iver is doing a sunrise concert in a cemetery . and it opens at midnight, so you get to play in the cemetery all night. doesn't that sound fun? unfortch, it's in LA.

i'm jelly2death.

(that video gave me g-bumpz.)

stuff i wish i had thought of

while perusing the ol' carly googles blog, i came across this amazing blog, called the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks.

what's for lunch?????

this quaint little east nashville establishment called "i dream of weenie"!

katie took me! they have hot dogs and diet cokes!

jelly?

ugh, jelly.

someone was giving out chik-fil-a's in midtown the other day, it seems. rob told me about it just now, and now i just want chik-fil-a for lunch, but i cant get it unless i go pretend to be a sstudent at the NYU food court. and i'm just not in the mood for that today.

whats for lunch?????

'Bout three dozen Hungry Jacks. Plain on the left, chocolate and walnut on the right.