YAS NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS AT ALL

.@POTUS tells @MariaBartiromo he told President Xi about the Missile strikes over "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake." pic.twitter.com/vPLu7ZhxbR

— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) April 12, 2017

happy birthday to ALL of america

just how much america is there?

You are the WORST!

Michele Bachmann told the nation that the cancer-preventing HPV vaccine was "dangerous" and now even less people are going to get their daughters immunized. link


QUIT IT!

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

after a 4-day poll, america has illustrated what we all already knew:

only slightly more than half of 2Pz readers are willing to tolerate bun-bun's antics.

thanks to everyone who participated. bunners is safe for now, but he knows what will happen if he steps out of line again. and don't forget to enter the hottest competition on the internet, america's next 2Pz top blog shot!

what the fuck has obama done so far?

the website. thx gabe!

well...they did it.

republicans, the party that is totally not full of bigots, managed to filibuster the defense authorization bill that would have also ended the don't ask don't tell policy. john mccain was behind the filibuster, so oc i now think we should initiate a new rule that in order to filibuster, a senator must be able to raise both arms above his head.

it should also be noted that blanche lincoln and mark pryor, two democrats from arkansas also voted against the bill. so fuck the both of you.

harry reid voted against the bill as well, purely as a parliamentary maneuver, which will allow him to revive the bill at a later date.

i'm mostly confused by this, because DADT will eventually be repealed or struck down by the courts. it's essentially inevitable as old gaycists die, and popular opinion moves in the direction of acceptance. i guess mccain was just all to eager to make sure he continues to ruin his once admirable reputation. thanks for unnecessarily continuing DADT, and thanks for unleashing sarah palin on us. you've really made the world a better place.

great news and horrible news.

GREAT NEWS! beyonce is nominated for 10 grammys this year!!!!

horrible news... taylor swift is nominated for 8 grammys this year... ;(

informative news: they're both nominated for best song of the year, best record of the year, and best album of the year. and lady gaga is, too.

encouraging news: america doesn't get to decide this time, and kanye is nominated for three grammys, so he'll be around to keep an eye on things.

what a disaster.

;(


the real winners in my heart.