leave them beavers alone!

they can KILL.

queen's corgis bully princess's puppies

a royal cat fight is being reported today between the royal corgis and princess beatrice's terriers. the royal dog boy lost control of the pups during a walk and they ended up biting each other and probably barking up a storm. can you imagine. we also learned that the queen's very first corgi was named susan. ctm.


more info:

Max has been a treasured companion of the Princess, 24, since she received it for Christmas when she was 13. 
The dog featured on the family's 2005 Christmas card in a photograph taken by the Duchess of York. Its picture was also on a £450 handbag that she carried to the Royal Family's Easter service at St George's Chapel in 2004. 
Max disappeared in 2008 from the family home in Windsor Great Park, and a search party, including the Queen, the Duchess of York and Princess Eugenie, was formed. Three weeks later he was found bedraggled and hungry. The royal source added: "It's ironic that the Queen was very worried about Max and helped in the search for him, but now her own dogs have attacked him." 
The Queen owns three Pembroke Welsh corgis called Monty, Willow and Holly, which are all descended from a dog she was given for her 18th birthday, which was called Susan. 
Some corgis were mated with dachshunds, most notably Pipkin, which belonged to the late Princess Margaret, to create "Dorgis". Her three Dorgis are called Cider, Candy and Vulcan.

zombies in connecticut

This woman tried to steal a wig (tmai) from the Sassy Beauty Supply shop in New Haven Ct.  When the store owner chased her, she bit off a chunk of his arm and spit it back in his face. [via]

besties!

The tiger and dog have been raised together since they were nine weeks old, they have become inseparable friends. They play together all the time and neither one of them has ever been injured.
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a ferocious bear attack caught on camera

"wait, why are you petting me. i am BITING YOU!!!"

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he's a very loving cat.

finally, a useful how to of the day

wikihow did you know?

If you have a disability that makes taking your socks off difficult, or if you just think it would be fun to let your dog take your socks off, this trick may be something that works for you and your dog.

thanks igoogle!

the title of this youtube really says it all

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cute!

First there was Steven Slater, the flight attendant who used an inflatable slide for his job walk-off. Now, the Steven Slater of dogs: a 12-pound Manchester terrier named Mandy who escaped her cage mid-air and went on a biting rampage.

Mandy was on a U.S. Airways flight from Phoenix to Newark when her sedatives wore off. Her owner's seatmate tried to soothe her, causing Mandy to fly into a rage: She broke free of her cage, bit the strange soothsayer, then raced up and down the aisle, eventually biting a flight attendant, causing the pilot to take an emergency landing in Pittsburgh "in the interest of safety." (via)

i really love that picture. mischievous!

it looks like it was the donkey's idea

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please? please.

"Renesmee tried to kill me"

Jackie Ostermiller of Rexburg, Idaho, thought her cat loved her. But the cat had other plans—murderous plans. Luckily for all of us, the KIDK CBS 3 local news team was there get Jackie's story. And film the aftermath.

The cat—named Renesmee, after the baby in Twilight—ended up giving Jackie 35 bite marks and 15 huge bruises, and sending her to the hospital. KIDK has the details (above) via.

quit it!

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a really good song.

thx suz.

what is kismet doing?

ZOMG. i have been waiting for this post all week. its the bAtH dAy PoSt!!!!!

mom says kismet gets a bath at least once a week, but i missed the last one, so i made sure to get up early to document what kismet was doing during bathtime, so here goes.

note: no kismets were harmed during this bath

ANTICIPATION

i asked mom if she thought he knew what was about to happen. she said, "oh he knows... as soon as the bathroom door closes, he knows."

RINSE

just getting started

LATHER

he doesnt like to be on all fours in the water for some reason so he jumps up and holds hands with my mom

COMFORT

he doesnt exactly try to escape, but he does reach a point where he decides, "ok ive had enough of this embarassment"

DRY UP

he has this look in his eyes like, "what did i do to deserve this"

BLOW DRY

he wandered around doing the shakes while my mom chased him with a hair dryer

RELAX

so he is pretty dry at this point, just enjoying the breeze from the hair dryer

STYLE

mom is brushing him, kismet is pulling on this ribbon. i think he is resistant to the styling

POSE

the ribbon was my moms idea. she said, "lets take him somewhere pretty"

so there you have it. now he smells like lavendar until the next time he goes outside and rolls around in the dirt again.

what is kismet doing?

answer: being a mess.

i chased him all over the GD backyard this moring. ugh now he is bitinng my fingers an i have to type with my lft hand and his furry ass head is in the way of the screeen... hold on.

ok now kismet is chasing the chew toy i just threw into the kitchen.

but a minute ago he was sitting peacefully in my lap as pictured as i conference called with tanya and amalia. hey girlz!!!!