perfectly sized tub.

🐼 Rub-a-dub-dub #TianTian in a tub! Keepers gave him a non-toxic bubble bath for enrichment. #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/az0dYl2wm0

— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) March 23, 2016

my new life calling

this panda lamb was just born on staten island

(via)

which psychic animal will you get your world cup predictions from?

here are your options:

shaheen and waslawi, the mama and baby camelz. they signal their picks by eating from piles of "mushed up dates" placed next to country flags.

nelly the elephant. i think her method is fairly self-explanatory. 

an unnamed baby panda of china's choosing. the cub (who has been invited to make predictions, but not yet introduced to the world) will climb trees with flags on 'em.

what if there was a panda watching you

This may be the scariest picture I've ever seen http://t.co/Se5sLUcorb via @robinsloan pic.twitter.com/yuKh7pdH98

— Roman Mars (@romanmars) April 23, 2014

stupid idiot bear

introducing....bao bao!

apparently, there's some kind of chinese tradition that dictates you don't get a real name until you're 100 days old. so the national zoo's baby panda turned 100 (days) and they named it bao bao. but i don't care about any of that, because will you just LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!!!?!?!

get 'em gurl

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omg mondays

"China Airlines is a proud corporate sponsor of the panda snactuary at Cheng Du and was happy to help out recently with the transfer of a young panda cub to a zoo in the United States of America.
After extensive consultation with the Sanctury's veterinary staff it was concluded that the importance of the panda cub precluded it from traveling in the hold of the aircraft, where attending to its needs would be difficult. Thus China Airlines agreed to donate seats in its Business Traveler First cabin for the panda cub named Squee Squee and his carer, Fu Jiang Lang, seen here sitting in the window seat." via buzzfeed via jalopnik

Would you just look at him! He likes to have a blanket on his lap on the airplane JUST LIKE PEOPLE.


thx brinley and max

"that bear has a cute shape"- keeks

\ thanks for the bear video melissa. how did you know i like animal videos (especially bears) ?

This blog's not going to write itself!

In their absence please consider the following:
















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Twosie Twosdey on monday. are they a.) making it rain? or b.) playing flutes?

















I am so excited for "Watch the Throne"
Seal is featured on a track. jus' sayin'

RIP ming ming

world's oldest panda. dead.

she was 34 bears old!

Here's how my kids see the 2pz bear.

Aren't they grand?

not surprising.

did you guys hear what teabagging new york gubernatorial candidate carl paladino said yesterday, while speaking to a group of orthodox jews in williamsburg, of all places?

"There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual. That's not how god created us, and that's not the example that we should be showing our children. Children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising a family than being gay. And I don't want them brainwashed into thinking homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option - it isn't." (via)

brainwashed! well, he's just looking out for the success of your children. so. oh, and one more thing:

Paladino also told the largely Hasidic Jewish audience that he supports a program to provide tax breaks to people whose children attend private or religious schools. Paladino said he believes there's a way to structure the program so it doesn't violate the separation of church and state and can withstand legal challenges. (via)

what a pander bear!

never say no to panda

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makes me want a panda cake real bad

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pandarrific.

china has pandas falling all over the place

What a cute way to get out of a cage. But what is everyone waiting for?! Pick it up and take it home!!

onesie monday!!!

i had a really hard time picking this week...

you earned this last one. try to pick a fave.

2sie 2zday!!