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DIARRHEA OF A MADMAN: Vile poop-attack spree on Upper East Side https://t.co/rDZW2DGUUF pic.twitter.com/US6t2Gdkji

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) July 1, 2016

pewp.

 

stop wiping your b. with wet wipez

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they are performing poo transplants! apparently, if you put healthy person poo inside a sick persons guts it'll cure them. grrrrrrrrrooooooooooossssssssssssss

this is the senior author of the study. just look at that shit-eating grin.

in other news about misbehaving puppies

gawker wants you to know about this blog called DOGSHAMING that is a collection of puppies being shamed by their owners for their misdeeds. just look at these puppies. i could see one of isabella that says "I EAT BUNNIES"

that's what it's like

the times has an article about the problems at mccarren park pool.

But within days, that excitement has been replaced by apprehension. Two fights at the pool and a handful of arrests confirmed the fears of some residents that the giant pool, with a capacity of 1,500, might draw an unruly crowd to a neighborhood divided among older residents of Italian and Polish descent, gentrifying newcomers and Hispanic families.

Inside the pool on Friday, teenagers scuffled with a lifeguard who had ordered them to stop doing back flips and the pool closed an hour early. On Monday, two police officers were injured by swimmers who also persisted in doing backflips. Three men were arrested and charged with assault in the second degree, inciting to riot, criminal nuisance and menacing.

and the problems aren't just inside the pool.  

Meredith Chesney, owner of Mousey Brown beauty salon near the pool, said she came out Saturday morning to discover three new tags on her roll-down security gate.
“I thought, ‘O.K., it’s Brooklyn, it’s not that surprising,’ ” she said. “But then, 30 minutes later, I went outside to water my plants and I found someone had defecated right in front of the salon. It’s shocking.”
 hey brooklyn, stop shitting on the sidewalk.

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Discount site Gilt City is offering its members free ice-cream cones off of the Van Leeuwen truck today. Sign up here and follow Gilt City’s Twitter to track the truck’s location. We hear it’ll be stopping in Hudson Square from 3:30 till 4:45 p.m. (via)