very important chipotle news

TODAY ONLY if you text "raincheck" to 888-222 between 11am and 6pm EST you will get a coupon for a free burrito.

if you need any more information than that I don't know what to do with you.

free food in restaurants

LLAMA CHASE

omg two llamas got away from their owners and the news covered the chase live!

watch ALL the vines.

dj mustard - 10 summers

2Pz fave and summer-song-maker DJ mustard just released his album for free (though only on google play for now). get it here.

there are some notably good free concerts at prospect park this summer!

here are the ones i care about:

wednesday, june 4 : janelle monae
friday, june 20 : dum dum girls - hospitality - teen
saturday, june 21 : warpaint - yellowbirds
thursday, june 26 : shovels & rope - valerie june - shakey graves
friday, august 8 : st. vincent - san fermin

you can see them all here!

want to see solange in mccarren park for free on june 16th?

the answer is yes, you do.

click right here and RSVP!

bkmag for FREE

brooklyn based is offering brooklyn magazine for FREE. this is the last time i'm going to tell you.

what are you doing tonight?

andrew bird is playing a free show at the prospect park bandshell.

ride your bike. see you there!

want two movie tickets for $9?

maybe you want to go see super 8 this weekend, or something like that.

click on THIS. buy it. then get your "personal link", post it somewhere like your blog or your facebook, and if 3 people use it, you get yours for free. pay it forward, amiright?

thx joey!

free television

a handy guide to where you can find your favorite tv online for your viewing pleasure.

i just wish someone would tell me where i could find my favorite dramas, or bravo shows.

want some free ice cream?

Discount site Gilt City is offering its members free ice-cream cones off of the Van Leeuwen truck today. Sign up here and follow Gilt City’s Twitter to track the truck’s location. We hear it’ll be stopping in Hudson Square from 3:30 till 4:45 p.m. (via)

in other brooklyn food news

a crumbs bakery just opened on montague in b-heights. i've never had their cuh-caykes, and i've heard they suck. but i'm going to try one anyway, as it is on my way home, and maybe i have a little bit of a sweet tooth today.

for the next 2 weeks, you get a free coffee (hot or iced!) with any purchase. this saturday, they're giving away 1000 free cuh-caykes, so maybe you want to stop in on your way to the cornhole tourney, just sayin'.

a couple random pictures from my phone

1. a mop taking a dump.

2. free toys in brooklyn heights! (please note the dewar's scotch bottle).

what are you doing tonight?

phantogram...


and caribou...

...are playing at governor's island. ima go.

Chicken and Pickles

I heard a rumor that Chick-fil-A would be handing out some sandwiches in NYC this Friday, but apparently the website for Cow Appreciation Day is getting too many hits for me to confirm this rumor. If y'all hear anything, let me know.

but on the otherhand

bonnaroo mixtape

bonnaroo's coming up. are you going?

well either way, spin has a mixtape, and you can download it for free:

SPIN Presents Campfire Jams Tracklisting:
1. The Gaslight Anthem, "American Slang"
2. The National, "Bloodbuzz Ohio"
3. Manchester Orchestra, "Shake It Out"
4. Kings of Leon, "Cold Desert"
5. Local Natives, "World News"
6. Blitzen Trapper, "Heaven and Earth"
7. Phoenix, "1901 (Live in Sydney)"
8. Samantha Crain, "Lions"
9. Bomba Estereo, "Fuego"
10. Tinariwen, "Lulla"
11. Mumford & Sons, "White Blank Page (Live)"
12. Jamey Johnson, "Place Out on the Ocean"
13. Young Veins, "Change"
14. Dawes, "When My Time Comes"
15. Gossip, "Are You That Somebody (Live Aaliyah Cover)"
16. Chromeo, "Night By Night"

6 months and 15 days

that's how long it takes for free sandwiches to wear out their welcome.

see y'all on june 26.

On Saturday, June 26, from Noon to 10pm, the NYC Food Film Festival presents The World’s First Food Truck Drive-In Movie, where the food trucks drive in and the crowd arrives on foot. A caravan of the region’s best food trucks will assemble in Brooklyn, under the Brooklyn Bridge, offering authentic artisan fare from Waffles and Ice Cream to Pupusas and Cheeseburgers. Attendees can sample from this vast array of treats, and watch food films that celebrate the food truck tradition. FREE tickets to The World’s First Food Truck Drive-In Movie will be available on the Festival website starting Friday, April 17th, at noon, on a first come, first served basis. (via)

get your free tickets here while they last!

did you download the free phoenix live album?

click here to do so