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Listening session to new "Footvol 2016" at Kappa Sig at UTK. S/o @DJLoganGarrett • iTunes release this weekend‼️#VFL pic.twitter.com/F2NqBHIbyL

— Renaldo SB Woolridge (@Swiperboy) August 25, 2016

pewp.

 

stop wiping your b. with wet wipez

never forget.

great news!

swiperboy has #blessed us with a basketvols jam!

every season is football season.

our 2pz sports commentator bun-bun is about to get his ass laid. off. there has been a veritable FONT of great news coming out of knoxville this week, and you haven't heard a peep. let's get started.

this shouldnt surprise anyone, but at the end of national signing day, butch jones and his recruiting team put together the FIFTH-RANKED recruiting class in the nation. to answer your question: yes, that's better than georgia's.

Butch Jones came out swinging, landing a ridiculous 33 new players in his first full class as head coach of the Volunteers. It includes a massive upgrade at the skill positions, including borderline five-star running back Jalen Hurd, four-star back Derrell Scott, four-star receivers Josh Malone and Von Pearson, and four-star tight end Daniel Helm.

The Vols also got signatures from a U.S. Army All-American in safety Todd Kelly, a ready-to-play offensive tackle in JuCo transfer Dontavius Blair, and six four-star recruits for the defensive front seven. (via)

read how it all came together HERE. (thx dan!)

one should also note that a fifth-ranked class is only third-ranked in the SEC, and that 7 of the top 10 recruiting classes were from the SEC, and that all 14 SEC teams made it into the top 50.

one of the highlights of signing day was the berry twins. jicydak, the younger twin brothers of 2Pz all-time favorite vol eric berry verbally committed to tennessee when they were just 14 years old. playing together for their high school team, they won a (georgia) state championship last year.

read how cute and well-liked they are HERE.


here's a video of a 5-star recruit telling the story of how coach butch jones convinced him to keep his talents in tennessee.

and finally, here's a photo of one of our 2014 recruits, d'andre payne, literally jumping for joy as he enters neyland for the first time as a vol. *single tear*

d'andre, i notice you're wearing modesty harvesty's number, and i like your spirit so far.

#BRICKBYBRICK

oh and i nearly forgot:

The Nashville Sports Council and the University of Tennessee announced today that the Tennessee Volunteers will open their 2015 football season at LP Field in Nashville. The Volunteers will take on the UAB Blazers on Saturday, September 5, 2015. (via)

is it september yet?

swiperboy - brick by brick (rise to the top)

skip ahead to 1:05-ish.

swiperboy - #brickbybrick

he says it's coming aaaaaanytime now. i have a feeling i'm going to like this one. i'll keep y'all posted.

swiperboy approves

'nuff said

thank you, swiperboy!

#teachmehowtodooley

thx bun-bun!

vol me maybe

i hope that kiffin see me with all of this orange on.


bonus link : #teamnosleep (see how long you can watch before you have to look away in embearassment)

swiperboy answers

i forgive you, swiperboy. #VFL

i'm not sure what i'm supposed to feel.

LOS ANGELES -- Renaldo Woolridge, a son of former NBA player Orlando Woolridge, will play for Southern California next season.

The forward is set to graduate from Tennessee this summer with a degree in sociology, but was granted one more season of eligibility after being limited to eight games because of an ankle injury during his junior year.

Woolridge averaged 4.3 points and 3.3 rebounds playing in 25 games last season for the Volunteers. In three years at Tennessee, he started 20 of 93 games. The 6-foot-9, 215-pounder is from Sherman Oaks, Calif. His father played 13 years in the NBA, including with the Los Angeles Lakers.

USC coach Kevin O'Neill says Woolridge can play multiple positions and will make an impact in the one year that he's eligible. (via)

is swiperboy a traitor or what? rob? aren't you supposed to be on top of this kind of thing?

joel's reaction: "swiperboy wtf #smh"

swiperboy is a pun-MASTER

we are adorable...

we do NOT drink michelob ultra, though.

swiperboy made you this.

some swipin' highlights!

best twitterers to follow for the Vols

add some in the comments if you have some good ideas.

@ESPN_SEC : Follow Edward Aschoff and Chris Low for all things SEC.

@AschoffESPN_SEC : Edward Aschoff covers SEC football for ESPN.com. He loves the Gym. He's already Tan. And Laundry is a key to survival.

@Vol_Football : The official Twitter account of University of Tennessee football

@BR_Volunteers : Entertaining content and breaking news from all of the top Tennessee sources on the Web.

@NayaRivera : #81 @MychalRivera's famous sister Santana

@WhoisTPoole : My dream is to inspire. If you expect me to say everything you want to hear don't follow. Sr RB AT UT. TOCCOA, GA native to Knoxville (UT)...Proud To Be A Vol

@Swiperboy : Official twitter for hip-hop's rookie of the year and Swiperboy Entertainment (SBYZ) CEO, Swiperboy aka SB. MUSIC PAGE. Bball fans follow @RWoolridge3.

@GeneralRNeyland : Soldier, athlete, and Hall of Fame head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers for 21 years, incl. '51 national champions. Single wing pioneer. Ball, oskie, cover...

swiperboy : sorority girl

check out swiperboy's new song!

swiperboy - sorority girl

his new mixtape will be out very soon. he'll be putting down the mic to prepare for basketball season, so this one will have to tide us over til april.

i'll keep y'all posted.

4 DAYS!!! (again)

i said it's GREAT.

18 DAYS!

"every beat i rip, yeah, i tore in, no poole."

see what he did there?

omghahahahahhahhahahhahh.