happy bearly retirement to ME!

if you don't know, i got married and now my husband is moving* me to ken-sucky. today is my third to last day of work and i plan on having as much fun as this bear during my temporary retirement.

*i use the term moving loosely, since i'm actually the one packing up our entire house. yip.
video shared on facebook and found on youtubes here

EXACTLY how I feel right now...

could she beeeeeee more over it?

think about it

happy BEARthday Isabella!

3 human years old today.

we love you puppeh

gchatting with melissa

 Melissa:  wait wait wait wait wait

i just realized im older than mike!

 me:  yes, that is true

but your boyfriend is older than me, so...

 Melissa:  true

so i guess its all the same

at least he's not like 22

that would be weird

 me:  he is basically a grown up

 Melissa:  excuse me. He IS a grown up

(im a grown up, right?)

 me:  yeah of course.

you have a job and a place to live and a car and a dog

you're doing better than most

 Melissa:  yip!

another UPDATE

now the sleazy / hottie director wants to apologize via people magazine:

  "I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together."


umm, should have thought of that before you canoodled Bella Swan.

i need a babysitter

my name is isabella, i live in nashville
and i am very well behaved (just look at that braided bone on my nose for chrissakes) and i need someone to take care of me from may 24-28.

the one where isabella gets a summer haircute

isabella get down

thx carly

what is bella swan doing?

just helpin' melissa out at work! i like your wall street pixie! it reminds me of this...

kismet and isabella check out the window

typical puppy time at home

have you seen this? i can't remember

jub jub can balance ANYTHING

via your move isabella.

introducing...

...bella swan's best friend rocky the singing beagle!!!

thx melissa!

isabella, your move

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TOOPZ PUPPEH EURO CHALLENGE!!!

i have a proposal for a little friendly competition!!

three of 2Pz most avid readers also happen to have three great puppies. coincidence? idts. after noticing the juxtaposition of bella's new trick and that semi-human-ing dog....i thought: gosh, would i love to see a dog i know do some humaning. so i propose a triple-face-off, between:

1) hank baker mooney
2) isabella swan
3) yella bear jackson

submit some photos of your pups looking really dignified and sitting like a person. and we'll have a poll to choose the winner. ok?!

isabella - bang bang!!

bang bang bang. isabella learned a new trick this past weekend. is she the smarted girl in school or what?

so proud of you isabelly.

isabella will be walking for kisses soon

melissa said all it takes is a little peanut butter on the cheek.

i dont think kismet could figure this one out. no patience. thx melissa.

isabella, your move

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is it still isabella's birthday?

the orange ones are the hardest to pop. thx markie!!