sam worthington's shirt doesn't fit

i certainly know how he feels. i have a section of my closet that i call the "only under a sweater section." those are the button up shirts that are so tight i can only wear them under a sweater because the buttons pull so much.

i wish they made sweaters for pants though.

also the fred armisen as dramatic actor bit is pretty funny too.

well, this is just adorable.

something tells me martha's never actually kidding....

brian wilson being weird with jay leno

via. clearing up any misunderstanding about who the machine is.

funny (really) coco support signs

some of my favorites:

JAY LENO - PERVERT

"whose conan? we love jay. signed, my great grandparents"

JAY WALK-off a short pier

what do you fear most? volcanoes.

jimmy kimmel really rips jay leno right to his face. and it is terribly uncomfortable

UUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

mtv has decided NOT to air schnickas gettin' punched in the face tonight.

What happened to "Snooki" was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week's episode. The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath. (via)

way to ruin a perfectly good thursday, mtv. enjoy this clip of the jersey shore kids playing jaywalking.

in case you missed it

gaga does leno

why you so obsessed with me

mimi stumbles onto the set of the jay leno show like a tranny mess.

love her.

question...

why isn't anyone talking about how jay invoked kanye's dead mother and implied that she would be disappointed in him? that's fucked up.



jay-z, rihanna, and kanye went on to rock everyone's faces off. look at ri-ri. she's such a bad ass bitch.