goat of your dreams!

please welcome, bUtTeRMiLk!!!!


she's a rambunctious dwarf goat that loves to RUN and PLAY and KIYUCK!

omgomgomg

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color me impressed

im talking about the thigh.

did you know?

the vols had no kicker until an hour before the game this weekend!

It was an hour before kickoff Saturday night at Neyland Stadium and Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was out of kickers. Literally.

Naturally, he called Fraternity Row.

"(Michael) Palardy was hurt," Dooley said after the Vols' 24-0 victory against Middle Tennessee State. "He hurt himself Thursday in practice but we thought he'd be fine. He couldn't go. Then (Chip) Rhome goes out there in pregame and he pulls a muscle."

Good thing for Dooley and the Vols, Derrick Brodus wasn't busy.

"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him."

Another plus for the Vols: Brodus was sober. (via)

and we STILL beat the pants of those silly blue raiders.

UPDATE : his twitter is adorbz.

do you think everyone hates this girl?

"On Friday, with Pinckney leading powerful Michigan rival Grand Blanc, 6-0, at the half, Amat, the first girl to play football for the school’s varsity, was asked to return to the field. When she arrived, she was told that her fellow students had voted her queen. When the tiara was placed on her head, she was wearing not a dress, like the other girls in the homecoming court, but her No. 12 uniform, pads and all.
A short while later, with five minutes to play in the third quarter, Amat was called to the same field to attempt a 31-yard field goal. She split the uprights.
The kick proved decisive as Pinckney held on for a 9-7 victory against a Grand Blanc team that had come into the game ranked seventh in the state in its division. It also earned Amat the nickname the Kicking Queen." article

if you want to see a penalty shoot-out...

turn on the game right now!

titans own new dallas stadium.

thanks, tennessee titans, for helping point out all of texas's dumb mistakes. turns out their giant television is too low, and if you're too good at punting, like all the titans punters certainly are, you'll hit it!