YAS CAN I COME?

https://t.co/LzAFzT4YXk

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 27, 2017

jealous no shade

North West getting dragged through the airport living the goddamn dream. http://t.co/4ahd9FFyej pic.twitter.com/bUpR2maHSA

— Gawker (@Gawker) March 18, 2015

i've never been so jealous of grace coolidge

Grace Coolidge loved all her pets, especially Rebecca the raccoon http://t.co/mZMKZXaHKE #FirstLadiesBook pic.twitter.com/OUTFntE4JZ

— C-SPAN First Ladies (@FirstLadies) November 20, 2014

look how sweet

melissa decorated her coworker's office this morning to celebrate her 30th birthday. clears throat.

do you think everyone hates this girl?

"On Friday, with Pinckney leading powerful Michigan rival Grand Blanc, 6-0, at the half, Amat, the first girl to play football for the school’s varsity, was asked to return to the field. When she arrived, she was told that her fellow students had voted her queen. When the tiara was placed on her head, she was wearing not a dress, like the other girls in the homecoming court, but her No. 12 uniform, pads and all.
A short while later, with five minutes to play in the third quarter, Amat was called to the same field to attempt a 31-yard field goal. She split the uprights.
The kick proved decisive as Pinckney held on for a 9-7 victory against a Grand Blanc team that had come into the game ranked seventh in the state in its division. It also earned Amat the nickname the Kicking Queen." article

sneaky beyonce!

don't y'all wish you were in gym class right now so you could do this dance? you might get the surprise of your life.

"guess he can sit on his new girlfriend's couch."

this crazy lady in nashville is selling all her boyfriend's (or her?) shit on craigslist, including a couch with "reclining foot rests all the way across", because she found his match.com profile. ctm.

thx melissa!