setting the record straight about obama's almonds

sometimes more or less than seven...

gulp

15,000 crocodiles escaped from a farm in south africa. now they are running wild! what is it with animals today? am i right?

these dummies got themselves captured. more than likely by a man like this:

#realtalk

these aren't mine, but my students also subsist on hot cheetos and takis, which are basically curled up hot doritos. #nowyouknow

what's for snack: after-school edition

one percent and animal crackers (not pictured: another half-pint)

what are you doing tomorrow?

joel, starla, and thomas wilhelm and i are having a 2Pz correspondent retreat at the BEACH!
(spoiler alert: we're meeting to discuss DJV's future with 2Pz...)

who's coming with me?

i'm counting on you to come to this. mark your calenders.