you guys.

now that a couple of days have passed, i can trust that this wasn't just a glorious dream.

for all of your enquiring minds, starla's first words were "i wanna go back to nashville." but instead we got drunk on the strip with the college students.

here is an excellent takeaway.

starla, did you RSVP?

Murfreesboro Magazine Young Professionals Reception http://t.co/qZ9YDqC2fc #myp2015 pic.twitter.com/irth4m9VuL

— MurfreesboroMagazine (@MurfreesboroMag) August 14, 2015

starla's memorial day plans

Stalled development created an accidental lake in Nashville http://t.co/ocHqAp0myX pic.twitter.com/t45TnJSTdr

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 22, 2015

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte

what a queenly name

for some reason this reminded me of starla

I DO NOT post food but I'm just keeping it real right now and telling you what happened... http://t.co/fCwXsCcRQN pic.twitter.com/bWzsSE5CIB

— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) March 2, 2015

a going away party fit for a kween

all that dominos.

glorious.

sorry starla.

but i'm not sure you anyone can compete with sex incarnate FKA twigz.

According to sources who spoke with US Magazine, the couple is "early on" in their relationship and are "just having fun." As Billboard notes, Pattinson is no stranger to music. In fact, "Pattinson has more than just a fleeting obsession with music." Pretty convenient then that he's (maybe) dating a musician!

The US Magazine source goes on to say that FKA Twigs (aka Tahliah Debrett Barnett) thinks that Pattinson is "unbelievably handsome," which is the one definitive truth in this entire story. The pair were photographed together last week leaving a restaurant at the Bowery Hotel, where they presumably talked about their mutual love for music. (via)

CHARLOTTE PRIDE!!!!!

Charlotte Pride Festival Draws Thousands http://t.co/KQZojqpVw5 pic.twitter.com/NTU23eZqbL

— Towleroad (@tlrd) August 18, 2014

everyone is proud of charlotte today. LOVE YOU STRSTLKER :-)

what did starla do this weekend?

whoops.

Starla was on D-listed

ignore that in-focus mess in the foreground and check out that blurry goddess back there.

she is a witness


dont tell her i told you. chances are she will never even see this. (shhhhhh)

2Pz National Treasure

I was listening to Reba McEntire sing about The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia, and i was thinking, this is obviously one of the best songs in the entire world. This song is a National Treasure, and so is Reba McEntire for writing it. Then I did a little digging. Turns out that the Reba version from 1991 is one of those magical covers that has totally explised the original (like what Ike and Tina did to Creedance Clearwater Revival with Proud Mary). The original version of this song, written by Bobby Russell was recorded by his wife, Vicki Lawrence, from The Carol Burnett Show and later Mama's Family. Originally, Bobby Russell did not want to even record a demo for the song because he didn't like it. Vicki Lawrence, his wife at the time, revealed the history of the song on her talk show in the 1990s when Reba McEntire was a guest on her show. According to Lawrence, she believed it was destined to be a hit and recorded the demo herself. The publisher didn't quite know where to pitch the song. The first thought was to pitch the song to Liza Minnelli. However, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" was first offered to Cher, but her then-husband and manager Sonny Bono reportedly turned it down (he was said to be concerned that the song might offend Cher's southern fans) via

  Tanya Tucker also did a cover of this song in 1981 that changed the plot around to suit the movie of the same name that was released that year. I can't talk about this special song without mentioning the best monologue in sitcom history delivered by Dixie Carter in Designing Women. And that Marjorie, just so you will know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia. Applause Applause.

you'll never guess what this baby goat's name is.

it's charlotte. #tailflitters

isn't anyone worried that glass is going to break?!?!

selena gomez concert tonight with starla

i think thomas wilhelm or starla dropped this correspondence

starla is the chicken freak and thomas wilhelm can really let his hair down, but only with starla.

 thx for the tip kylie

thomas wilhelm showed me this video he and starla made together

i didnt believe it at first, but it is really them. thx caroline.

daily ri ri

word on the street is that the song jump from rihanna's new album apologetic features a sample of starla's favorite 90s jam, pony by ginuwine. according to mtv, ginuwine is thrilled. #cantwait

starla at soulcycle

side note: peggy bundy is an icon

omg you guys, starla totally emBEARassed herself last night at a fashion's night out party

think she was on pills or something

hey starla, remember how simple things used to be

via

what is starla saying?

i cant read lips, but i know she looks cray.