what are you doing for labor day?

would you like to know what to expect from the sky this summer?

jicydak, i'm a deft amateur meteorologist with some notable talents in weather control. i've had a bad feeling about what's to come based on the relentless brutality of this past winter. and now my fears have been confirmed. please read this summary of the farmer's almanac predictions for summer 2k14:

The 2014 edition of the Farmer’s Almanac predicts the New York area will be socked by a wet, hot summer that’s set to dump a higher-than-average amount of rain across the five boroughs.

“It looks like it’s going to be an oppressively hot and humid summer for the New York area,” said Sandi Duncan, the almanac’s managing editor.

“It’s going to be very humid and thundery,” she added.

Things will start heating up in mid-June, just as heavy rainfalls begin to move into the area, soaking city dwellers.

The heat and heavy rainfall will endure through the month of July and some of August before things begin to cool off and dry out.

also, sandy part two:

Duncan said a severe hurricane will likely threaten the East Coast sometime between Sept. 16 and 19, and take a course similar to that of Hurricane Sandy in 2012.

can you guess which celebrity is this hot guy's father?

guess in the comments and don't cheat.

reasons why novak djokovic is the best tennis player

shirts off

flim: "can we talk about this for a second?"

hot mess burger

yes please. jack in the box

#realtalk

these aren't mine, but my students also subsist on hot cheetos and takis, which are basically curled up hot doritos. #nowyouknow

looking for some shade on a HOT day? HERE.

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i like cars, i like diamonds, i like the wise guys because they know how to treat women. via.

look who was riding the subway AGAIN

just jake gyllenhaal.via

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ryan gosling is hot duh

“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until ‘The Notebook’ [in 2004] was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." via

it was 106 degrees in memphis today

via

gus wants an indoor pool

via

because its hot outside.

yup, that's about right

Source: the internet.

HAPPY BEARTHDIE BUN-BUN!!!

28 BEARS OLD!!!

i hope you get to go swimming for your bearthdie, because it is hot as hades today.

too hot for chips.

well, hotpocalypse is in full swing. today's forecast includes a high of 97, with a feels-like 105. that's degrees. farenheit. we've also got an "excessive heat warning", which i read is only issued for very extreme combinations of heat and humidity.

now, i know what you southerners are thinking. "that's not so bad. y'all are a bunch of babies. it's worse here." but let me tell you about a little something called an "air quality warning." we've got one of those going, too. i don't know what it means in science terms, but i do know that this morning the entire city smelled like one gigantic, garbage-y queef. i sidestepped a pile of vomit on my way to work, which sparked a lengthy chicken-and-egg debate inside my head.

all of that being said, i'd like to pass along this article featuring the city's best frozen treat offerings. if you can bear to be outside over the next few days, maybe you can check out these spots for some relief.

CTM, weather.com

Summertime

Happy summer everyone! Days are getting shorter...

sad you're missing bonnaroo?

me neither!

but a lot of the shows are being broadcast on the internet. just click here to see the schedj.