my initials mean drugs?

this is a new song called "KK" from wiz khalifa featuring juicy j and project pat! i don't understand it, but i accept it.

UPDATE: i figured it out, it stands for "khalifa kush".

i would want to swim in puppies

getting to know tinashe

i heard this song over christmas break while driving my mom's car around, but i could never find anything about her until recently. she's a singer / actor / former model with three mixtapes out (here's the latest), and an album on the way. her latest single "2 on" features schoolboy q and a dj mustard beat, and she performed it at rough trade in brooklyn just last night. i like it all.

trend alert?

with the 9th annual international cornhole cup rapidly approaching (june 14, jicyww), i've been brushing up on what the kids are listening to, and i noticed a thing.


this is a new song by jeremih featuring YG, which i shared with you as a potential song of the summer. it features a (pretty loose) sample from 90's clurb anthem "rhythm is a dancer".




this is a new song by kid ink featuring chris brown, and i noticed it sounded pretty much exactly the same. the sample in this one is from the 90's clurb anthem "show me love" by robin s.


the answer to this riddle is that both tracks were produced by some guy named dj mustard, who is clearly phoning it in. you can recognize him by his "mustard on tha beat" calling card. i guess it's not really a trend if it's just one guy repeating the same formula. i hope it catches on though because i'm enjoying the aesthetic.

on a side note: what are the odds that two songs called "show me love" would be released in the same year by people named robin / robyn?


UPDATE: ugh here's another song that sounds exactly the same.


come on, dj mustard.

congrats! a new throwing shade for you to enjoy

and guess what else? it is embeddable!

he wants to introduce himself

you have definitely heard of the coolest new band in middle schools across the country. they are called one erection direction and this one named zayn malik wants to say hi. via.

kids today

Here's what I wanted to listen to while we made Christmas cards in class today:


Here's what my class wanted to listen to:


This song has THIRTY MILLION HITS. you better get used to One Direction., because i believe they are going... sigh... in one direction. TO THE TOP!

daily ri ri

FYI you guys...

all you have to do is add a facebook app and you can stream rihanna's new album.

she is calling it a Rihanna Navy listening party. im listening, and you should too. who can wait until next tuesday?

CLICK HERE TO DO IT


11 billion biscuits so far.

joel and i were talking about this this weekend

because i heard this song coming out of 2 different cars in one day. one of joey tony's favorites, amirite joey tony?

thx4nothing, starla.

dear starla,

why didn't you tell me about this song from a year ago featuring ke$ha? how many times do i have to remind you that you are in charge of telling me what the kids are listening to? you know how much i love k$. people are going to start calling me last2know-kaiser. all thanks to your lack of diligence.

consider this your final warning.

love you!
kylie