don't not read this

what happens when you try to steal serena's cell phone while she's eating chinese food with caroline wozniacki.

this octopus steals a go pro and takes it for a swim

stay tuned for the end when the octopus tries to steal the diver's ray gun. via.

"the bad guys stole my kitty bank"

this four year old hero can tell the difference between white people and black people.

the best internet video you will see today.

0:34 is joel's party animal.

things i stole from carly kiel's facebook today

I apologize to those of you who were already aware of this, but it has come to my attention that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram of "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn" and I believe I would be failing in my responsibilities as a friend/family member/human being not to pass along this incredible piece of information. thanks carly!

omgomgomgomgomgomg

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what is thomas wilhelm doing over christmas break?

he's undoubtedly engaging in some light pecan thievery:

“If somebody’s hungry and they want a handful of nuts, that’s one thing,” he said. “But this is different. These guys have whole sacks.” 

To protect themselves, growers have installed security cameras. But since most thefts happen at night, it’s hard to identify the culprits. The growers have hired security guards and added fences topped with barbed wire. But the orchards are too large to patrol effectively, and thieves cut through the chain link almost as soon as it goes up. 

Still, pecan thieves are being caught in numbers that are nearly double what they were in 2010. (via)

don't not listen to that song. trussstttt me.

beyonce = plagiarist?

this director lady called beyonce a stealster for borrowing some imagery from her past work for the "countdown" video.

my two cents? with its blatant similarity, it's clearly a nod to a respected influence, and this bitch should be thanking beyonce for the compliment.

selfies in nature.

srsly, this monkey stole a nature photographer's camera and went to town with it. i can't even believe it.

amazon, today: Born This Way for 99 cents

i bought Lady Gaga's new album on Tuesday for 99 cents, and today the very special reduced price is being offered again on amazon

Get it. I have decided that I really love this album, and what can you get for less than a dollar these days?

that. bitch.

serena stole joan's husband!